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[TheBiggerFish]

"Ahem.  If you are not the defense lawyer, you should not be speaking."

[Gwolfski]

"And why are you talking?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Because I am the judge.

That will be a 100 Dorfbucks contempt of court fine, please."

[endlessblaze]

"the defense pleads.....ummmmm.......

hey defendant? how are you pleading?"

[Tawa]

"Oh, you know, whatever. You're my lawyer, you say what sounds good."

[TheBiggerFish]

"The options are guilty, not guilty, and no contest.

Friendly advice, you probably want 'not guilty by reason of insanity' at the moment."

[Tawa]

"Your-Your honor! How dare you insinuate that I am insane?!"


"This court finds the defendant, TheBiggerFish, guilty of... hang on..."

"Uh, let's go with 'Not Guilty', Mr. Blaze."

"Your Honor, I think this gavel is yours."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Baliff, if you would?  I believe that is my gavel."

[endlessblaze]

"the defense pleads not guilty on a technicality!"

[Tawa]

"Hoh hoh! And what is this... technicality?"

[endlessblaze]

bay 12 is a convergence of imaginary space, in this space there are many ways one could come back to life, death is a slap on the wrist, so is the victim still dead?

[Tawa]

"Interesting theory. But that would trivialize both of our jobs and get literally everyone off the hook, ever."

"If I may direct you to the recent court ruling on 'Pumaman vs. Bay12', it can be inferred that any line of logic that would lead to the utter trivialization of the court system is not valid as a defence."

"Props for trying, though. I sense you are a worthy opponent."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Hold on a second.  I need to review the record...

Point of order, the record as stated does not show a corpse under my viewing of it.  Would the prosecution care to enter the autopsy report?  Surely it has one."

[Gwolfski]

*Hands over fine*

"It's on the shelf to the right. I was examining it as the evidence inspector...."

[piratejoe]

"T̡h͘e̶ ̵b͜ody is m̧işsi҉n͢g it͢s̛ head͡, i͡ to͞o͏k i͢t̵ ͡eąrl̡ie͘r̀, ̀sṕeak̶ing ͝of ͏w̛o͝ul̶d̴ ͜y̛o̧u͟ ́lik͟e̢ t̷o̵ ̵se̸e̵ ̛my͘ c̴oll̷ec҉ti͠oń?"̴