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[FelixSparks]

"Wait, we have ANOTHER client? Man, I don't like where this is going..."

[Tawa]

"Your new client is... PHOENIX!"

"Nah, I'm just messing with you."

"We found some guy on the lam from somebody--he didn't say who--right near the capital building. He yelled something about 'have to stop the terrorists' and I think I heard something about jungle cats somewhere in there? He doesn't seem the most stable at the moment. Maybe you'd like to meet him at the detention center?"

EDIT: Fixed typo

[FelixSparks]

"Very funny Mr. Godot. We might as well go get all the information we can out of him. I have a feeling this case will be... exasperating."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I think I know who our client is..."

[TheBiggerFish]

((Bunp.))

[Tawa]

October 12th, 1:00 PM
Detention Center



"Thank goodness! You're my lawyers, right? I didn't do it, I swear!"

You guys are familiar with Pumaman, right?

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[FelixSparks]

Oh boy. Here we go...

"I don't think you did. Something foul's afoot. As usual in these courts... Why don't you start from the top?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"_{^{What.  The.  Utensil.}}"

[Tawa]

"O... okay. Here goes."

Logic Trinity

"The CIA--Crappy Innate Abilities agency--got this anonymous note today. They dispatched me to take out the bomb."

"I got to the building and made it to the bowels of the building, where we believed the bomb would be best placed; the building had an extensive basement held up with support beams due for an inspection tomorrow. I saw when I got there that there were a bunch of guys guarding a big boxy thing around one of the supports."

"I beat them up and got to the main support... and when I turned on the lights..."

"...I found out I'd beaten up hostages to get to an empty cardboard box."

"I knew there wasn't enough time for me to search for it, so I made my way out, warning people about the bomb.Immediately after I got out of the building, there was an explosion; thankfully, I'd warned everybody I could see there. Some guys carted the hostages out just as the center hall collapsed. The police arrived, and after examining what remained of the security camera footage and the rubble of the building, they arrested me."

[TheBiggerFish]

"The explosion was at the TOP of the building..."

[Tawa]

"No it wasn't. The GM just felt lazy that day."

Pumaman then patches the fourth wall back up with Scotch tape.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Really.  Hmph."

[poketwo]

"........ DID YOU CHECK THE BOX!?!!!!??"

[FelixSparks]

"Why did you turn on the lights?"

[Tawa]

"Why did you turn on the lights?"

"To, ah,"

CHECK THE BOX!?!!!!??

"Which is why I specified 'empty' box."