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[FallacyofUrist]

((GLORY TO LEMOSKA!))

[PrivateNomad]

Prepare to show legal documents.

[BadLemonsXI]

"Papers Please."

Im really really really happy with this image!

[FallacyofUrist]

((You, good sir, are incredibly talented.))

[BadLemonsXI]

((You, good sir, are incredibly talented.))

((Why thank you. Praise is one of the main things that power me ^_^))

[IcyTea31]

Present attorney's badge.

[Hiddenleafguy]

I pull a lawyer badge out from my cloak. "Sir, we would like to ask you some questions. First off where were you between 8 and 9 PM on <INSERT DATE OF MURDER HERE>?"

[IcyTea31]

"HLG, I honestly doubt this border guard had anything to with it. We should probably talk to that judge from the Kristoph Gavin case first."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"I know, but he could have seen something important."

[IcyTea31]

"Could have and could have, but we can't just interrogate everyone. Especially since, technically speaking, it's not our job."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Fine. Sir do you know where the man that my partner is talking about? If you see him, tell him that Markus Velafi, lawyerlock! Is looking for him."

[BadLemonsXI]

"I was told you three were coming."

"Here's a gust pass. Please move though onto the platform an await teliportation. Once though enter the main door and tell the people at the receptions desk what you want. And don't forget to have the pass on display at all times."

[Hiddenleafguy]

I take my gust pass and, in return give him an envelope and say in a very urgent and hushed voice. "This is very important, now listen, you must read this AFTER I leave the building, the fate of the whole lemon empire depends on it, and just between you and me, my name isn't Markus Velafi, it's Horatio. Horatio Protagoniste." I then put on some sunglasses and walk inside. (There are no pictures of Markus with shades.)

[IcyTea31]

"Wait, seriously?"


"Failure to identify a person in court...mistrial! If you're being serious, keep it a secret. It'll be our safety net if this all goes south."


"Oh, and, uh, could you carry me? I don't exactly have any legs or other ambulatory body parts, and I can't even magnetically wiggle myself around."

[Hiddenleafguy]

Markus snaps his fingers and, in a puff of smoke, and 6 imps wearing military gear appear, they begin climbing up on one another, ending up slightly shorter then Horatio, they then put on a trench coat, and hold you through the head hole.
"There you go, imp alpha squad will carry you."