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[FelixSparks]

".... This sword isn't a decoration. If you start something, I'll end it."

[endlessblaze]

"like wise"

[poketwo]

"Dars a reason why guns replaced swords, ya see? Anyways, its just an announcement from da boss."


*THE SCYTHER PRESSES A BUTTON ON THE BOOMBOX, AND IT STARTS PLAYING A MESSAGE*

"HELLO ASSOCIATED PEONS OF THE COURT!"

[FelixSparks]

"Says the one playing a message using cassettes...."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"HE HAS A B- no wait it's a boom box, one would think they would not allow dance battles in courts, but they would be wrong."

[Hiddenleafguy]

-double post of DOOM!!-

[poketwo]

"Shat up, da message is playing, ya see?"


"IT IS I, POKETWO, AND AS YOU SEE, I REALLY WANT THIS TO BE HEARD."

[Tawa]

"GET ON WITH IT!"

[poketwo]

"Dis is a recording, ya see?"

"AS YOU ALL MAY BE AWARE, THERE WAS A TIME WHERE I TRIED TO RUN A NON-RTD.

AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, BEFORE THE INVESTIGATIVE PART EVEN GOT FINISHED, IT WAS SUNK TO THE GROUND BY SOME KIND OF "GOD OF JUDGES".

WHICH BRINGS ME OVER TO MY POINT."

[Tawa]

"GET ON WITH IT!"

[Hiddenleafguy]

"And that is?"

[poketwo]

"A CERTAIN SOMEONE RUINED THE GAME. WHILE ACTING LIKE I DID PREVIOUSLY, WHICH IS KINDA HYPOCRITICAL CONSIDERING MY TREATMENT WHEN I WAS DOING IT.

ANYWAYS, IF THE SENTIENT PIECE OF BREAD AND A REPRESENTATION OF WRITE OR TAWA OR WHATEVER HE'S CALLING HIMSELF THESE DAYS. IS HERE, THEN THE NEXT CASSETTE CONTAINING THE MEAT OF MY ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE INSERTED. IF EITHER IS NOT HERE, THEN YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL THEY COME HERE."

[FelixSparks]

"First, I have no obligation to listen to the rest of this. Second, I sincerely hope the next recording isn't screaming the whole time or I'm cutting the box AND the tape in half."

[poketwo]

"First, I have no obligation to listen to the rest of this. Second, I sincerely hope the next recording isn't screaming the whole time or I'm cutting the box AND the tape in half."

"Ya will be able ta leave, but if ya try ta destroy da boss's message, den ya might be sleeping with da space princess, ya see?"

[FelixSparks]

"... Are you really threatening me in a court. That's a really dumb thing to do."