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[FallacyofUrist]

: "I knew the motive for the king killing the duke was insane!"

"You're dead."

Another round of ghost-busting lasers strike Poketwo, these ones calibrated to cause excruciating pain.

[poketwo]

*pops back up again*

" I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Then do so. I'm just doing my job as bailiff."

More lasers assault Poketwo!

[poketwo]

: "Does that thing have some sort of recharging energy cell?

[endlessblaze]

"look poketwo I don't even know how this works. so when these frames look wired I don't know what im looking at. it does not help that its cycling. I cant tell if the part with the door Is hearing the scream or running to tell the other guards.

if your going to lend me your machine miss can you lend me a manual"?

[FallacyofUrist]

"Naturally. It's the best on the market. And then some custom upgrades to go with it. Sooner or later that adaptation chip will find the right frequency to end you."

Another, rather large, laser strikes Poketwo in his ghostly skull!

[poketwo]

: "Look, the first pannel is the stick figure with grey hair, the last one shows a stick figure of the body of the duke. And the guard is obviously running to the door. As he would of said in his testimony if he went for the other guards."


*Pops back*

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

*pops back up again*

" I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"

(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)

[FallacyofUrist]

Fallacy turns up the adaptation setting on his laser.

"Blast it, you're not a lawyer of any sort, you're just a random ghost of a pokemon. Do I really need to say that you don't belong here?"

Streaks of differently magically powered lasers strike Poketwo in various places.

[poketwo]

*pops back up again*

" I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"

(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)

(I'm  going to do another lawsuit before that one can be done))

*the lasers do not harm ??poketwo??*

[FelixSparks]

(ptw)

[FallacyofUrist]

"Endlessblaze, can I borrow one of your ghost-bane swords? Failing that, I'm going to my armory. I've got better weapons than this laser. I didn't get hired as bailiff in a courtroom like this for nothing."

[endlessblaze]

*pops back up again*

" I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"

(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)

((if you do I call defending fallacy))



"hey.....right there. sir, were you...surprised by all the blood? or by the fact the sword was on the floor?"


"psst. hey miss did my robot ever find you?"



"sure just a sec"

[FallacyofUrist]

Upon receiving one of the ghost-bane swords, Fallacy bows and says:

"Thank you, much appreciated. Excuse me, I've got a ghost to evict."

Fallacy draws the sword from its scabbard(if it has one) and charges the ghostly Scyther, aiming to remove the blasted thing's head.

[Tawa]

Poke, Fallacy, please stop.

Fallacy, please avoid cluttering the thread with shenanigans. Poketwo, please avoid giving the defense hints unless they specifically ask for it.

"look poketwo I don't even know how this works. so when these frames look wired I don't know what im looking at. it does not help that its cycling. I cant tell if the part with the door Is hearing the scream or running to tell the other guards.

if your going to lend me your machine miss can you lend me a manual"?

"Eep, sorry! Here, I'll slow it down for you. The one with the closeup of the creepy guy's face goes with the second statement, by the way."

"...Oh man, are the JPEG artifacts getting in my hair again?"

"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"An' then 'eh called for help."
"I ran in the room with 'ee grey floor an' eh tan walls an' eh doors an' eh windows all quick-like, yeh?"
"An' there is the Duke's body, with 'e big wound an' all. 'Ere was blood all over 'es clothes, an' 'eh floor."
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."