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[Tawa]

"The defendant is the lemon without the mustache. His attorney, the girl with the permanent bloodstain on her face, needs you to do that, er, perceiving thing on the lemon in the suit, apparently. Maybe take his attorney's place for the time period, too, considering their apparent inactivity. Anyway, you remember how to Perceive, right? Just touch the-- oh, right. I guess you could just tell the GM where you want to look instead."

"Did you seriously drag us here against our will just for this?"

(Dragging you here like that is the last idea that would have crossed my mind, believe me.)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Has anyone considered that it is possible that the one who fired the shot was one of the snipers that were shown to be employed by the judge?  All possible angles should be covered."

[Furtuka]

"Our clients keep getting stranger and stranger..."

"Alright, please testify again, witness!" (I wonder if this guy's tell is his mouth.)

[Tawa]

"Alright, please testify again, witness!" (I wonder if this guy's tell is his mouth.)

"Does this guy even have a tic? He hasn't moved once the whole trial."

"Has anyone considered that it is possible that the one who fired the shot was one of the snipers that were shown to be employed by the judge?  All possible angles should be covered."

"The security camera footage captured no snipers of any sort."

[BadLemonsXI]

((Hehe, is more agent images needed? One with out ze muzzel?))

[Tawa]

"Apollo? Where do you want to look next?"

[IcyTea31]

"Hey, could you maybe do that perception thingy on the video footage of the crime? Spot some detail others have missed?"

[Furtuka]

"Urk...!"

"Maybe he hasn't moved because his tic isn't in his body.  We can check if his magnetic field is changing on a suspicious statement if he holds something!"

[Tawa]

"Hey, that's a pretty good idea! Here, I'll toss him this thing."



((Didn't animate the eye due to time constraints/laziness, but it's not all too important at the moment.))

[Adragis]

"Hold up, what's that odd vibrating device?"

[Furtuka]

"Good eyes, Ms. Adragis!"

"Witness, can you show us what is in your pocket?"

[Tawa]

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NOTHING IN MY POCKET. I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL LEMON."

"N... nghh...!"

[FallacyofUrist]

"... oh? really? would you mind being used to make lemonade? lemons don't speak."

[IcyTea31]

"Witness, would you please remove your sunglasses?"

((A perfectly normal lemon...what if it's a normal lemon in the sense that it's inanimate?))

[Tawa]

"HNGH. AUGH. AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Augh! That... that can't be...!"
The prosecutor is taken to a room elsewhere in the court for a few minutes while the police search him. Nothing indicating that he was the one who arranged the false witness is uncovered. A quick of everybody in the courtroom led to a suspect being arrested, who was quickly taken in for questioning on account of possessing a transceiver that may have been related to the false witness. Their testimony will be available soon.

"The police are investigating the suspect and their activities as we speak. We should be able to hear their testimony in a short while.

"Now, if the court will consider the facts. This false witness contributed to the court the belief that the judge did not scream, which Mr. Wright testified against. This is the only part of this witness's testimony that Mr. Wright contradicted. As such, the prosecution's claim that the security camera simply could not capture the scream with its audio track remains completely plausible, and there is, as such, no proof that the prosecution has forged evidence, and the defendant remains suspect as before."

"Well, that was exciting, and we should get some cold, hard facts once the police are done with the questioning. For now, though, we should probably take down the prosecution's claim that the security camera didn't catch the scream. It's the cornerstone of their argument."