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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Blitz raises his hand, as though to ask a question.

[Tawa]

"Hmm?"

[BadLemonsXI]

"Correct me if if wrong but aren't you meant to now question the witness on the statement?"

((So I watch a video on the game and when they press its follow'd by the reason for the press right?))

Blitz raises his hand, as though to ask a question.

"Yes young man?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Question. How would BadLemons even wear gloves when they're, y'know, a lemon? With all the things that implies, like a lack of limbs in general?
How would they even carry the body? They don't have any arms or limbs, for gods sake."

[BadLemonsXI]

"Excellent question my boy. As one of his kind I believe I can enlighten you all on the subject."

((Images in bond.))

[Tawa]

((So I watch a video on the game and when they press its follow'd by the reason for the press right?))

Yes, quite.

"We have lemons carrying the corpse on tape, actually. I didn't feel the need to submit the footage of the body bag being carried away because of our testimony here."

"As for why they would need gloves, we believe they were used by an unidentified human accomplice, who took the body from the lemons at some point to throw investigators off the trail. The citric acid likely got on them when he took the body from the lemons."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"And I think you need to prove they carried it. You know how many laws of physics that would defy? ALL OF THEM."

[Tawa]

"Here's your evidence."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I... What? You've provided nothing as of right now."

[BadLemonsXI]

"So as to how we can lift and use things. To put it simply think of it as a small magnetic field and anything in it can be manipulated as if we had hands."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"That... I-wha-huh? Magnet, gravity, clouds, love."
Blitz is currently lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

[Tawa]

"I... What? You've provided nothing as of right now."

Click the dialogue.

[Adragis]

"So, you're saying he was shot from behind?"

[Tawa]

"Yep. Right in de back."

[BadLemonsXI]

* BadLemonsXI stares at the agent.