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[Remuthra]

Offer expired permits. Reserve Smith and Wesson 1945 Permit in case those aren't good enough.

[Kassire]

Create a moonshine distillery, permits are for nerds

[Lord_lemonpie]

Start selling acid, because not tripping is for nerds.

[Kassire]

Attempt to create an agreement with Lord_lemonpie to put acid in my moonshine and moonshine in his acid

[Remuthra]

Launch a class action lawsuit against both Kassire and Lord_lemonpie.

[Kassire]

Call Remuthra a Conservative Automaton and get the judge as a sleeper agent

[Lord_lemonpie]

Attempt to create an agreement with Lord_lemonpie to put acid in my moonshine and moonshine in his acid

Accept the agreement.

"The best Acid Moonshine, only available at Kassire&Lord_lemonpie's!

[Remuthra]

Call Remuthra a Conservative Automaton and get the judge as a sleeper agent

Use Arch-Conservative Powers to get a Hanging Judge.

[Kassire]

Go on a murdering spree to liberalize the Jury

[Remuthra]

Angry Jurors.

And 4.650606 x 10^12828428 charges of assault.

[Kassire]

Shoot Remuthra while screaming "WE NEED A SLOGAN"

[Remuthra]

Remuthra dies. Control of the Arch-Conservative Empire is left to Top Hat #1. Top Hat #1 immediately orders the invasion of Canada.

[Kassire]

Turn into a Moderate and mass-produce the Acid Moonshine. Laugh at Remuthra's capitalistic failure

[Remuthra]

Realize that Kassire set the game to Nightmare Mode. Watch arrests.

[Kassire]

Say damn it, die a martyr. Reincarnate as a Moderate Janitor and clean up the illegal capitalism