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[Tawa]

"Well, let's begin. I'll be over here with the plaintiff if needed."

Court is now in session.



"The plaintiff--and prosecution, I guess, considering this seems to be a case of free speech-- is ready, your honor."

[NOTE: THE LEMON JUDGE HAS A GOOFY HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE.]

[Tawa]

"Defense?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"...what? You don't actually have a case, y'know."

[Tawa]

"Uhmhm... Adragis? Can you submit some evidence?"

[Adragis]

"I submit BlitzDungeoneer's earlier comments telling me to stop writing."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Freedom of expression, yo."

[Adragis]

"Threatening to punch someone in the face is also freedom of expression, which does not make it any more legal."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"As though I would actually do that. I've already listed out all the reasons why I wouldn't do that to you, anyway."

[Tawa]

"I get the feeling that you are referring to a previous incident. Is this viewable by the public?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"It was by Steam chat, although that also came up in Forumites. I didn't actually go through with it, though."

[Adragis]

"I must say the defendant's willingness to admit to threatening me is gratifying."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Why would I deny it when there's a public record of it? That'd get me in even more trouble, y'know. I ain't stupid."

[Tawa]

"It was by Steam chat, although that also came up in Forumites. I didn't actually go through with it, though."

"I was referring to the entire premise of the case, that being that the defendant suppressed the plaintiff's freedom of expression."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I haven't actually suppressed it, though? Just expressed large amounts of distaste for it."

[Adragis]

"To the point where I feel anxious about expressing myself on-forum? Seriously, I'd be a lot MORE jokey about it if you'd just shrug it off, or alternatively simply ask me not to tell you about it."