START SINGING.
[2] YOU HEAD OUT ONTO STREET CORNER, CLEAR YOUR THROAT AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH... ONLY TO GET SHY
SERIOUSLY THERE SO MANY PEOPLE WALKING PAST, WHAT IF YOUR SINGING REALLY BAD?! YOU'D BE EMBARASSED!
THEN YOU ALMOST FALL OVER AS GROUND SHIFTS BENEATH YOUR FEET... THERE'S RUMBLING NOISES AND A HUGE CRASHING SOUND
EARTHQUAKE?!
Turn this into a theatrical version of the original Pokemon theme song!
Dragonite! Use Bulldoze!
(It should be Super Effective.)
Set up a tent around the Pokemon battle and charge people for entrance.
Dance around the Pokemon battle, cheer for Lyeos!
[6] [6] [6] (!!!!!!!) [3] [5]
OH SHIT DRAGONITE JUST LEVELED A FREAKING CITY BLOCK!!! WITH POKEMON SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND
NO SIGN OF EITHER TRAINER OR THEIR POKEMON, JUST COLLAPSED GROUND AND WRECKAGE OF BUILDINGS
SIRENS APPROACHING IN DISTANCE TO TRY AND SAVE PEOPLE AND PUT OUT FIRES AND STUFF
ICYTEA IS BURIED UNDER CONCRETE AND A TRAFFIC LIGHT, WORLDMASTER MANAGED TO DANCE HIS WAY INTO A BUS THAT DROVE OUT OF DANGER ZONE JUST IN TIME. YOU CAN SEE BIG CHUNK OF CITY COLLAPSING INTO HOLE IN DISTANCE, GROUND SHAKING LOTS
(HOLY CRAP RANDOM.ORG WAS JUST POSSESSED)
WHIP OUT PIANO
BASH PEOPLE'S HEADS IN WITH IT AND PLAY IT AT THE SAME TIME
POCKET VALUABLES
[5] YOU PULL ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PIANOS LIKE LINUS VAN PELT PLAYED, BEGIN JAMMING OUT A LIVELY RAGTIME TUNE
WHEN PEOPLE COME NEAR ENOUGH YOU SUDDENLY LEAP FORWARD, HIT THEM IN HEAD WITH PIANO... ACTUALLY MAKES KIND OF GOOD SOUND, LIKE PART OF THE SONG. YOU DO THIS TO ABOUT FIVE PEOPLE, SO THAT'S FOUR WALLETS FULL OF CASH (ONE WAS A HOBO)
PEOPLE GETTING A BIT FREAKED OUT BY THIS, THOUGH. LESS PEOPLE WALKING ALONG YOUR STRETCH OF FOOTPATH, THEY WARNING OTHERS ABOUT CRAZY BLUNT-FORCE-BUSKER-GUY
ALSO SOUNDS LIKE EARTHQUAKE IN BACKGROUND
THAT'S WEIRD
YOU HEAR SCREAMING AND SIRENS, AND SET THEM TO RAGTIME
SOUNDS REALLY GOOD ACTUALLY
ACQUIRE SAXOPHONE WITH FIGHT MONEY
[4] YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY JUST NOW, BUT THROUGH YOUR SEEEECRET UNDERWORLD CONTRACTS YOU ARRANGE A FIGHT FOR SOME PRIZE MONEY... HOPEFULLY ENOUGH TO BUY YOU CHEAP SECONDHAND SAXOPHONE
YOU NEED TO GO TO SOME WAREHOUSE ON OUTSKIRTS OF CITY
ALSO HEAR LOTS OF SIRENS AND FAINT RUMBLING SOUND
HUH
Pull out the goddamn jaw harp.
Play a song to soothe the world.
*GOES TO WIKIPEDIA*
HOLY CRAP THAT IS THE WEIRDEST LOOKING INSTRUMENT EVER
OHMYGOSH THAT'S WHAT SNOOPY WAS PLAYING?! I WANT ONE
YOU GET +1 TO ACTION FOR MAKING ME LOOK THAT UP
[2+1] YOU PLAY PRETTY GOOD, SOOTHING SONG, PEOPLE START SLOWING DOWN AROUND YOU, LOOKING QUITE RELAXED, BUT THEN SUDDENLY GROUND IS SHAKING
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EARTHQUAKES IN THIS COUNTRY
THIS PROBABLY BAD, PEOPLE START PANICKING
YOU ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF DOLLARS
PLAY SONG ON BONE HARP
[3] YOU HAVE A HARP, AS IN THE STRINGED INSTRUMENT, IT IS MADE OUT OF PRESIDENT SKULLBONE AND BITS OF HAIR
PEOPLE KIND OF GROSSED OUT BY IT SO THEY STOP TO LOOK, EVEN THOUGH IT NOT SOUND VERY GOOD
UNFORTUNATELY GROUND START SHAKING LIKE EARTHQUAKE, PEOPLE PANICKING AND RUN AWAY
YOU GET A DOLLAR BEFORE THAT HAPPENS
Get happiness from busker (using material possessions)
[2] YOU GIVE SOME MONEY TO RATHER TALENTED BUSKER PLAYING WEIRD MOUTH-INSTRUMENT-THING FROM SNOOPY FILM
HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO FINISH THE SONG BEFORE EARTH STARTS SUDDENLY SHAKING, THOUGH
PEOPLE PANICKING, BUT YOU JUST FEEL AN OVERWHELMING APATHY AND SADNESS... WHO CARES ABOUT SOME STUPID EARTHQUAKE, EVERYTHING SUCKS ANYWAY
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