Pokemon battle. Now.
[6]
Challenge accepted.
[4]
LYEOS AND GWG FACE OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WITH POKEBALLS AND STUFF
LYEOS HAS A LEVEL 70 GENGAR, GWG HAS A LEVEL 60 DRAGONITE
MINIMALIST 4 LYF
ENACT SCENE SHOWN IN VIDEO
((IT'S A MAN WEARING TIGHT PANTS AND A SHIRTLESS SUSPENDER PLAYING "CARELESS WHISPER" ON THE SAXOPHONE
EXPECT HE'S DOING IT IN THE MALL))
[2] YOU DO THAT, EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE A SAXOPHONE
THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE
YOU USE PLASTIC RECORDER INSTEAD, IS HORRIBLE RACKET
Recite horrible emo haikus until people pay me to go away.
[6]
"BLACKNESS FILLS MY WORLD
AS I CRY, MY VISION DIMS
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME"
PEOPLE THRUST MONEY INTO YOUR BUCKET IN THE HOPES THAT YOU WILL SHUT THE HELL UP
UNFORTUNATELY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS SEEM WORTHLESS IN YOUR CURRENT STATE OF SELF-INDUCED MISERY
YOU STILL SAD
State gained: permanently sad! If we're going to make people go insane from our performance, why not do it properly?
In an impressive solo-theatre, act out The Yellow King.
[3] YOU RECITE THE DIALOGUE WORD FOR WORD
NO-ONE SEEMS OVERLY IMPRESSED, SADLY. YOU GET A COUPLE OF TWENTY AND FIFTY CENT COINS
Item gained: ninety cents in small change!GRAB DICTIONARY AND FIND OUT WHAT BUSK MEANS.
[3] YOU WANDER INTO BOOKSTORE, FLIP THROUGH A DICTIONARY
VERB
1. PLAY MUSIC IN THE STREET OR OTHER PUBLIC PLACE FOR--
YOU GOING TO READ MORE, BUT THE CLERK TELLS YOU TO GET YOUR GRUBBY MITTS OFF THEIR EXPENSIVE DICTIONARY UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO BUY IT