Having finally learned how to perform a Mega Evolution, I find that Mega Evolution, a shiny Steelix, to be rather underwhelming. I decide to change her out for another Steel-type: Mawile. Or rather, Shadow Mawile. I still have to purify her.
After taking her out of the box, I walk around region for a while, scanning every place with the Time Caller, just in case I missed anything through time(nope). Eventually, I get bored walking, and buy a Joy Scent to speed this along, since perfume and massages are a great way to open a girl's heart.
I take some time to get her all the way cleared, then take her to Origin City to finish it.
Since I didn't like the purification scene, which is just a black screen with text saying it's done, I did one myself.
I hope I don't feel obligated to ever to that again.
Comparing Mawile's stats to Steelix's, Mawile wins out in every stat except defense, where Steelix's is higher than Carbink's. Steelix's Special Defense is weak, though, whereas Carbink's isn't. I'm staying with Mawile. I'm sure I'll find a Mawilite at some point.
I make another roster change, by replacing Granbull with Espurr, just to try her out. She's nearly 20 levels below everyone else, so I'll put her in front - like nearly all Gen VI Pokémon, she lacks a map sprite.
With that done, I continue my journey.
Andromeda City doesn't have an exit, but there was one place in the desert I can still check out. It was blocked by a sinkhole, but with Steelix out of the way, that shouldn't be a problem.
This tower looked interesting before.
That wall looks interesting.
"I should find out what they do before I touch any of them. They could be dangerous!"
Oh come on, where's the adventurer spirit? I didn't get this far without groping every wall, object, and person I found.
The exit was just to the right.
It looks like an African savannah.
And like any savannah, it has things I've never caught before.
That was quite a lot for this region.
"straight to a rainforest!"I've seen stranger biome segways.
The ensuing battle was nearly as hard as Moss. However, despite Espurr's lack of general participation(probably the reason everyone else is hurting), she gained a few levels.
For some reason, the Pokédex image is very different.
The Forms page shows the one I just evolved for both male and female, which doesn't look much like that one there.
I was also checking my team at this point, and I noticed Vaporeon and Mawile both have a ribbon, presumably for having been cured of Shadow disease.
"What exactly is... 'swag'?"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!No, no you don't. Forget anything you ever heard about swag.
After having Meowstic erase this idiot's memory of swag, without any particular regards about whether or not she causes permanent brain damage, I head forward to check out this house.
Argh, my nose! I'll kill you for that!
Never do that again!
After the next trainer, I run back to Andromeda to heal again, and I noticed that the encounter rate in Quake Desert seems to have dropped. Maybe the earthquakes were riling the wild Pokémon up?
"there..."Hmm, tough decision. Do I go to Magmax Cave to stop Cipher and Magma from messing with Groudon, or do I look around for the Forest Cabin(marked my map here in Route 3X) and kill Jake?
"I'm going to go check it out!"Oh goodie. This guy can deal with Groudon, I'll go find Jake.
Instead of going, he attacks me in a vicious battle that leaves almost my entire team critical. I still beat him, though.
Dammit!
Hell, Groudon can wait. Cipher implied they'd wait for me so they can impress me with their scheme. I head in the other direction, which leads me across a very long bridge over the trees.
This must be the Forest Cabin. And inside must be... Jake.
Must... supress... urge... to kill.
I have to find out how he got past quarantine. Then kill him.
"region as well."Oh bullcrap! You were right there in Varlox Cave when my parents were telling me about going to the subway station.
Did you just say "lol"? No forget that, my brain hurts too much right now, did you just say you threw away your Vesryn team? The ones who fought alongside you through thick and thin for, according to my mother who needs a calendar, an entire year?
What the hell?! What about... ugh... Swagsense?! The Jirachi whom you said that there was nothing the two of you couldn't handle? You're a freakin' bastard.
Hhhnnnggg! Urge... to kill... rising...
Oh, you don't know how much I want to destroy you right now.
I can only wonder what he snuck through quarantine.
There is no greater expression of rage and hatred than what I have in store for you.
Only five. Good, I guess I don't have to worry about Meowstic dragging everyone down. I just have to worry about Unfezant and Mawile dragging everyone down.
I wonder how he got that past quarantine. I don't think you can catch it in this region.
Anyway, I quickly switch to Blaziken.
And Flame Kick her in the head.
I'm currently lacking in the anti-Water category. Ironically, I had a great anti-Water team back in Vesryn.
Well, piss.
I set up Aqua Ring while he sets up Skull Bash. Skull Bash does mediocre damage while my Scald next turn causes a burn. The burn weakens subsequent Skull Bashes to the point that Aqua Ring heals the damage, while hastening Blastoise's demise.
There are many moves Blastoise could have had that would have worked better than Skull Bash.
Besides Klefki, is he just sampling starters?
Petal Dance did far more damage than I think it should.
Oh, now that's bullcrap! You said you dumped them in Vesryn!
Jirachi was faster with Zen Headbutt. I switch to Mawile.
Zen Headbutt is more effective than I thought it'd be, and Mawile struggles to keep pace with the damage. Fortunately, Mawile has both Swords Dance and Baton Pass. She only needed the former.
Besides Swagkey and Swagsense, he's just using starters.
I try to Baton Pass but Mawile can't get out of the way quick enough.
Oh well, Vaporeon wouldn't have benefited from it anyway. Actually, Carbink would have, and I send him first.
After a run of plinking attacks off one another, Emboar blindsides me with Heat Crash.
I send the Love Bird, since he needs the Exp.
Good fight, good night.
Die.Tastes like chewing on used coffee grinds, doesn't it?
He gives me a Blazikenite.
Awesome. I have just the starter for it.
Volcano number... 7 I think? is just around the corner, do you want me to throw you into it?
Blaziken immediately gets his Mega Stone. Can't wait to see how it works on Cipher. Not Magma, though, 'cause... you know, they use Fire-types mostly.
I leave the Forest Cabin and head the way towards Magmax Cave. I'll test Blaziken on the first trainer I see.
"Wow! I wish I could be as cool as that!"Did you hear about the myth of Akura and Divaevus? Except that wasn't a myth. I killed a god.
He starts off with Primeape. A worthy test subject.
Maximum headkick power achieved.
Blaziken's stat increases are rather limited, and his ability changed to Speed Boost. Not too bad, but at least he looks downright awesome.
Primeape used Swagger, and Blaziken confused himself to death. I revived him, but found out that fainting cancels the Mega Evolution and you cannot Mega Evolve again. That sucks.
The rest of the battle turned out annoyingly hard.
Uh, no.
What do YOU mean Team Plasma did it first?
Also, aside from the horn/mouth, Mawile looks a lot like Helioptile from behind... or front, I can't tell which.
Clearing the next group of trainers, I come before what I assume to be the entrance of Magmax Cave. Before I can enter, I catch another dirty ape.
Is it giving me the finger?
Cipher and Team Magma should be inside.
There's some Magma Grunts to deal with.
Your "good buddies" Cipher told me where to find you. Plus, I think you guys might have mentioned it at one point.
"boss!"He isn't so hard. First a pointless spitwad duel between Carbink and Torkoal that was ended by Vaporeon, then a Camerupt that was also ended by Vaporeon. Then...
Curious, a Water-type. Then again, in Ruby they did supposedly have a fleet of Wailmer(in Sapphire and Emerald, that was Team Aqua).
I try to use Attact, but she's got Oblivious. She entered Hyper Mode on the first turn.
Got her on the second attempt.
His last Pokémon is Lumineon. Why are they using Water-types? The previous grunt had Simipour...
The next guy opened with Seaking. What's going on here? I thought Maxie hated water.
I get the idea! Jeez!
He started with Seviper, then Zangoose. His third, though...
I use Iron Defense, then just start throwing balls.
That took awhile.
His last Pokémon was Sharpedo. I Baton Passed to Carbink to fight it.
The next battle, Unfezant made a sword fall in love with him. Two swords, it was a Doublade.
I follow a long bridge that wraps around the area I just went through, and come to a new area.
Instead of Magma Grunts, however.
There's Cipher.
My answer is the same: hahahahano.
The Cipher Grunts seem easier than the Magma ones for some reason.
Why would he think that?
Shortly there after, I cross a wooden bridge laid across the surface of the lava. Think about that one for a second.
Which will soon be mine.
Squee! I've been wanting that one for a while!
Bleh, had to give up both my tanks for that.
It's mine now!
I learned from the best.
Damn bastard took my nose...After another bridge over lava, I come to this guy.
"villians... Make sure you choose the right one!"Either I'll be railroaded into one option, or screwed over by the other. Plus, is this guy really a Cipher Grunt?
In the next chamber, I come across Maxie and Greevil preparing to unseal Groudon.
And I guess this is the part where Greevil stabs Maxie in the back.
That, Maxie, was the feeling of a knife in your back.
Shall I assume you learned nothing from the last time you woke it up?
Hah. The victim is always the last one to see it coming.
"the Hoenn Region. We shall harvest Groudon's energy to create a safe and fulfilling life for all!"Which would inevitably go wrong because you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. Not that Cipher is just going to sit back and watch.
Annnd here comes the knife!
"I'm afraid we cannot associate with vigilante heroes any longer."*shnk!*
I suppose that also means my railroad just came in.
"You see... the Black Orb does not just awaken powerful Pokémon..."No, seriously. Who didn't see that coming? Raise your hands if you didn't, Maxie.
Well, no shit. What did you expect? They did it before.
"You're deluded if you think you can live in this perfect world you dream of. Cipher will reign supreme! Team Magma will always be just another vigilante group Cipher crushes on the way to the throne!"After that, Groudon disappears, presumably to wreak havoc on the world.
"wreak! Terrible droughts, fire..."Fight! Fight! Fight!
"for me!"Excuse me! I never agreed to join you!
Hi. We met in Orion City. When one of your guys buried the place in lava. Great job with that, by the way.
Oh come on, it's not that hard to make a branch statement to output a gender-specific message. ...Maybe it is? I've never used RPMakerXP, though I've used RPGMaker2003.
"Deal with this impudent thorn.""They intend to corrupt all living Pokémon and rule the world with an iron fist!""we're honestly trying our best to help the world, I swear. We learned our lesson from Hoenn."Did you? I mean, that dumb bitch, what was her name? Courtney? She said you planned to get revenge and kill Brendan.
"If we work together, we can make the world a better place!""Hohoho, don't make the wrong decision. Help us take over the world, Akura, and take glory in the world that you can be a part of!""Team Magma and play hero?"That's it then. I have to make a choice. Cipher or Magma. Power or idealism. Good or evil. Hero or villian. Moron or Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.
I will leave this update here. I am leaning heavily towards Magma, but there's always room to convince me to pick Cipher.