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WARNING: THIS GAME IS CANON

It is the Year of our Lord Clispaeth: 2058.

Basketball is illegal.

Years ago, B-Ballers were the champions of society, the spectacular heroes that reached superhuman levels of Strength, Agility, Brain and Attitude. The game of Basketball was the ultimate test of skill and determination, a culmination of the most fantastic feats on the sacred Court.
That is, until the 2043 Nicks-Rockets Championship Game.

With two seconds on the clock and the Rockets down 118-119, Charles Barkley utilized the ultimate verboten slam, the Chaos Dunk. While this instantly won Barkley the game, the raw magnitude of the Dunk was strong enough to destroy both teams, the refs, the announcers, the court, the spectators, Barkley's wife, the stadium, and all of Manhattan while severely damaging the rest of New York City. Consequently, the government outlawed the game of Basketball, labeling it as an illicit activity which would foster death and chaos by the dark art of "Slamming and Jamming". Courts were demolished, street ballers were attacked by mobs, basketballs, jerseys, and Jordans were subject to huge bonfires.
The culiminaiton of anti-basketball was The Purge, the genocide of professional b-ballers.

Most NBA players will killed outright, the rest given lifelong sentences on prison spaceships such as the Necron 5. Some past stars turned coat and became vehement in their anti-basketball campaigns, the most shocking turn being Micheal Jordan, considered to possibly be the greatest b-baller of all time, attained the position of Head Commissioner Against Basketball and B-ball Related Activities. Jordan let Charles Barkley live, not out of pity, but to let Charles suffer as he watched Basketball disappear from the Earth, living the rest of his life in regret of the Chaos Dunk, now residing in Neo New York, rebuilt from the city that Charles had razed.

Then in 2058, Barkley had to flee as a sudden Second Chaos Dunk destroyed Neo-Manhatten, one that he had nothing to do with, but was still framed regardlessly.

A lot of stuff happened after that.

Charles Barkley pursued a series of evidence that led him to Necron 5, where he managed to finally kill Michael Jordon, and subsequently discovered that Shadow Barkley, a manifestation of all of his hatred and vengeance, had been the one who performed the Second Chaos Dunk. Shadow Barkley requested his counterpart join him as one to destroy the Earth and rebuild it as a true Basketball Utopia, but Charles saw through this ploy only as an attempt for the darkness to engulf his heart, brain, soul, and other vestigial organs. After a fight which lasted over 8 minutes, Barkley sacrificed himself to perform  the Ultimate Chaos Dunk, obliterating Shadow Barkley and Necron 5. The world was safe once again.

5 Years later, the word of Barkley's tale has spread throughout the land. Several underground radical groups have sprung up, protesting the government's policy of Anti-Basketball. It is also the time that several otherwise regular citizens of United States Region 47NXA, under the reign of Governor-Prince Julian Nitros Obusha were awaken one night by the spirit of LeBron James, telling them all to convene in the basement of Xu Yi Shi's Tavern, a local landmark.

This is where their saga of death and life, tears and laughter, slams and jams, will all begin...

Balling:

Hey y'all, it's time to Jam. This revamp of the classic Basketball JRPG will tell the story of a party of otherwise unrelated folk coming together in a meeting of F.A.T.E., embarking on the Quest for the 8 Shards of the Miami Heat 2013 Championship Victory Basketball, an open-world journey that will take them all the way from the bustling metropolis of Neo-Atlanta, Neo-Georgia, to the eery desolation of Adamsville, Neo-Georgia, and maybe some other places too. Possibly.

Slamming:

The game plays like an open-world RPG; you've got your Inns, Items, Bad Fanart, all of it. You explore, do quests, talk to some freaks, try to find meaning in life, all while on this big-ass quest for the 8 Shards. Y'all know.
First time doing a Forum Roleplaying Game? Well, if you ain't busy learnin', you get busy dyin'.

The Dice Outcomes in this game will be hidden. Woooo, Secrets. The GM Dice System that will be used for this game includes: D20, D10, D6, D4, D1, D100, D1000, Sunny-D, D12 Feat. Eminem & Doctor Dre, Roulette Simulators, Horse Racing Simulators, Slot Machine Simulators, Simulator Simulators, Rock-Paper-Scissors, Coin Flips, Ouija Boards and Calling a Friend (one use per lifeline.) Of course, such a complex, kid-tested parent-approved system must have its true mechanics and outcomes known to only myself, in addition to my disciples. After all, "A Great GM never explains his tricks."

Battles will be fought in neo-classical optimal JRPG Fashion, with each character, player and enemy, performing an action to be completed in a battle turn-phase.
Health isn't listed in qualitative numbers, but rather general conditions such as "Fine", "Slightly Hurt", "Wounded", "Bleeding Profusely", "About to Die", and "Straight Up Gangsta'." Why this way instead of just numbers? As you can probably already tell, I'm trying to keep this game as realistically lifelike as possible.
Each character can aid themselves by equipping Weapons to extend damage output, Clothes to soften received blows and Bling to show off tacky jewelry.
All characters always have the option to do regular fighting stuff that anyone could perform; punches, kicks, grabs, throws, take-downs, anything a regular bozo off the street would know from watching a few action movies. However, each class has their own unique Techniques and Stratagems  which they can use during a battle turn-phase, which will be listed below.
When a battle concludes, player characters will be rewarded with Experience, which levels their character up, and Neo-Shekels, the game's primary currency. Occasional, items may also be dropped as battle loot.

Each character has Attributes dependent on their Level, Class, and Race. These are the Major Attributes, though some lesser used, secret, nuanced Attributes also exist:

Strength - The raw damage potential your character has. Determines the extent to which targeted enemies will *Oof!* and *Barf*
Vitality - Toughness, willpower; shows off your skill in taking pain and injury without dying and how many Screwballs you can down when cute girls are watching.
Agility - Movement and general physical slickness. Handles turn-phase initiative as well as dodging.
Brains - Smartitude, measured by an objective scale like an IQ Test or a Puzzle Book. Also, overall ability you can do magic, cast spells and other pagan rituals.
Accuracy - Can you hit it sucka'?
BP - Short for Basketball Points, used to perform Stratagems.
Hidden Attributes - Wouldn't be hidden if I told you them right off the bat. They'll come up later.

During fights, certain Ailments can appear that tamper with Attributes. Many different types exist, but only these ones continue to persist post-battle:

Dysentery: Gradually chips away at your Health allowing you to empathize with the billions of settlers that died on the Oregon Trail. Cured by Joints.
Scurvy: Arrr matey, you won't be movin' fast with this 'rusement! Cured by Flintstones Vitamins.
Concussion: Brain damage would be a normal part of life if this were a Football RPG. Cured by Alcohol.
Glaucoma: Accuracy drops, Lil' Weezy gun-puns galore. Cured by Dip.
Polio: Lowers strength, too bad the vaccine was lost in the Cyberpockolypse. Cured by Steroids.

Jamming:

Each Occupation has its own varying levels of Attributes, as well as unique Technique and Stratagems. Upon Leveling up with enough Experience, Attributes increase, while new Techniques an Stratagems may be learned and/or old ones could be upgraded to be more powerful and efficient.
Each Occupation, as well as their initial T/S's from Level 1:

Spoiler: Baller (click to show/hide)

Baller: Even after the outlawing of B-Ball and dissolution of the N.B.A., a few brave souls still practice and play the sport regularly in secrecy, honing their skills with slams and jams. They arm themselves with Basketballs, typically donning Jerseys and Sweatbands or Jordans to increase their overall athleticism.  Ballers have solid stats all around, but (with minor exceptions), their moves are limited to targeting a single enemy per turn.

Strength - 19
Vitality - 17
Agility - 18
Brains - 14
Accuracy - 16
BP - 20/20
Gumption - ∞

Techniques:
Free Throw - The Baller's only attack which can target multiple enemies, as they launch their ball twice in quick succession. Can target either one enemy twice, or two separate enemies. Low damage, moderate accuracy.
Pass Throw - Launches the basketball forward at maximum velocity. High damage, low accuracy.
Jump Shot - Leap high in the air to deliver an arcing attack. Moderate damage, high accuracy.
Forward Jump Shot - Get all up into your foe's grill by moving up. High damage, high accuracy, increases recieved damage by 33% until next turn.
Fadeaway Jump Shot - Move backcourt with a defensive maneuver. Low Damage, high accuracy, decreases received damage by 33% until next turn.

Stratagems: 
Pump Up! - Get hyped up for your next game, slightly increasing Strength and Agility. Costs 5 BP.
Doubleteam - Briefly duplicate yourself for a lightning fast flurry of basketball shots on your target. Costs 10 BP.

Spoiler: Zaubermancer (click to show/hide)

Zaubermancer: Dedicated, brilliant men and women of sound mind and body study the Art of Zaubers, ancient magical swords which allow them to reach superhuman potential. Zaubermancers wield Zaubers, wearing either Cool Robes or Longcoats, decked out in badass Shades. Zaubermancers are extraordinarily intelligent and notably fast, but are not the toughest of fighters.

Strength - Decent
Vitality - Poor
Agility - Good
Brains - Unfathomable
Accuracy - Average
BP - 32/32
Literacy Level - 1.3 War & Peace(s) Per Minutes

Techniques:
Zauber Strike - Launches an elemental attack according to the type of Zauber wielded. Moderate damage, moderate accuracy, elemental properties.
Dash Slice - Slash apart a monster with precision cuts. Low damage, high accuracy.
Zeta Scan - Use tactical knowledge to decipher the patterns of your opponents. Targets all enemies, slightly lowers Agility.

Stratagems:
Fire Zauber - Creates a wall of fire around an enemy, lowering their Strength. Costs 10 BP.
Water Zauber - Showers up to 3 enemies with deadly waters, inflicting either Dysentery or Glaucoma. Costs 15 BP.
Ice Zauber - Freezes an enemy to keep them in place to deliver a sophisticated, powerful strike. Costs 20 BP.

Spoiler: Non-Pacifist Monk (click to show/hide)

Non-Pacifist Monk: While all monks learn of the nature of nature and potent medicines, not all decide to forgo negative emotions and violence. In fact, some prefer to not turn the other cheek, and instead throw their problems through a window table before giving them a flying elbow drop to the forehead. Non-Pacifist Monks can perform many aspects of Healing, but in combat they prefer to be either Unarmed or equipped with Exotic, Seemingly Impractical Armaments. They are strong, tough, and smart, but quite slow.

Strength - 8/10
Vitality - 9.2/10
Agility - 3/10
Brains - 8/10
Accuracy - 6/10
BP - 30/30
Style - Hardcore Wrasslin'

Combo Meter: Rather than techniques, Non-Pacifist Monks fight with a Combo Meter, performing a chain of several small attacks to deal significant damage, each attack taking up a certain number of Combo Points. At the end of a Combo, a Non-Pacifist Monk can use a Finisher to deliver both damage and to reduce enemy Attributes. Initially, the Combo Meter can contain up to a total of 10 Combo Points.
Attacks:
Jab - A quick straight punch. Low damage, decent accuracy. 2 Combo Points.
Low Kick - Straight to the shins. Moderate damage, moderately-low accuracy. 2 Combo Points.
Punch - A powerful hook. Decent damage, moderate accuracy. 3 Combo Points.
Finishers:
Spinning Hook - A hard swing targeting the skull. Lowers Brain. 4 Combo Points
Sweep - A spinning kick to send your target to the ground. Lowers Agility. 6 Combo Points.
Tackle - Send them to the ground. Lowers Strength. 6 Combo Points.

Stratagems:
Holy Touch - Invoke healing powers to erase wounds. Heals a moderate amount. Costs 10 BP.
Medical Knowledge - Recall teachings to eradicate ailments. Stops Ailments. Costs 20 BP.

Spoiler: Guns'braster (click to show/hide)

Guns'braster: Gun's! Who doesn't love Gun's? Certainly not Gun'sbrasters, who employ guns as a means to 'brast their enemies to pieces and fill them full of lead or equivalent metals. Gun'sbrasters carry Gun's into battle, frequently spotted in Rollerblades. Guns'brasters have a wide variety of moves in addition to being deadly, quick and able to hit the side of a barn even if the barn was only measurably on a microscopic scale, but are among the weakest of classes.

Strength - B
Vitality - D
Agility - B+
Brains - C+
Accuracy - SSS+!
BP - 15/15
Hobbies - Shootin', Bladin', Overall Being Totally Rad

Techniques:
Accurate Shot - Line up the shot on your target for an almost guaranteed hit. Fairly-low damage, extremely high accuracy.
Rapid Shot - Gun down multiple targets with rapid gunfire. Targets up to four enemies. Low damage, moderate accuracy.
Mega Shot - Launch a powerful magic bullet designed to take out tough enemies. Very high damage, very low accuracy.

Stratagems:
Gun's Slay - Gracefully light up a foe in slow mo'. Costs 10 BP.
Poison Bullet - If you can't get them with the shot, let the infection take care of the rest. Moderate damage, and gives target Dysentery. Costs 5 BP.

Spoiler: Android (click to show/hide)

Android: Part living organism, part robot, these cyber creatures dot the landscape, reminders of the tragedy that befell beings that were once 100% flesh. It sounds sad, but hey, lasers! Androids use Lasers. They are great fighters all around, though they lack diversity beyond using Lasers, and have unique weaknesses being demi-robots. But hey, lasers!

Strength - High
Vitality  - Good
Agility - Yeah
Brains - Woo
Accuracy - Ayy'
BP - 18/18
Dreams - ?

Techniques:
Laser - Shoots an enemy with a laser. Moderate damage, high accuracy.

Stratagems:
Spread Laser - LASERS. Shoots up to 3 enemies with a laser. Costs 10 BP.

Spoiler: Ghost (click to show/hide)

Ghosts: Ghosts are physical embodiments of spirits who died, but can not ascend to the next dimension of reality due to a reason they may or may not know about, usually a regret or a curse by an obnoxious imp. Ghosts can utilize Ghost Weapons while shrouding themselves in Ghost Armor and Ghost Bling. Obviously, Ghosts are very strong and tough due to their ever present Ghost Muscles, and can buff up allies with their use of Ghost Powers. In other areas, they are mediocre.

Strength - GHOST!
Vitality - Ghost!
Agility - Ghost? Not really ghost.
Brains - Ghoul.
Accuracy - Zombambo.
BP - 20/20
Playlist: "Spooky Scary Skeletons", "Somebody's Watching Me", "Back from Tha' Grave", "Every Time We Touch"

Techniques:
Ghost Assault - Attacks an enemy with the strength of Ghosts. Moderately-high damage, moderate accuracy.
Spooky Divekick - A scary aerial maneuver which will rattle the bones of cowardly enemies. Moderate damage, moderate accuracy, may inflict 'Spooked!'

Stratagems:
Ghost Muscle - Power up a friend with the enchantment of Ghost Muscles. Increases Strength. Costs 5 BP.
Ghost Speed - Haunt your comrade with a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Swiftness. Increases Agility. Costs 10 BP.

Spoiler: Shinobi Technician (click to show/hide)

Shinobi Technician: Shinobi Technicians are a modern branch of the Ninja, who seek to revive the lost style by taking a break from flashy, direct methods to return to a time of stealth and espionage. Ninjas carry appropriate weapons and gear. They are physically frail, but make up for it in unparalleled stealth.

Strength: ****
Vitality: **
Agility: ****
Brains: ***
Accuracy: ****
BP: 18/18
Stealth: *****************

Techniques:
Shadow Takedown - The Shinobi silently brings down a target by running up to them and beating the shit out of them with jumping punches and flying dropkicks, possibly throwing a chair or two. Moderate damage, moderate accuracy, high stealth.
Darkness Chainsaw - Pull out a Chainsaw to sneak up on an unsuspecting enemy to stealthy remove their innards. Fairly-high damage, fairly-low accuracy, high stealth. 

Stratagems:
Molotov Toss - Light an enemy on fire with a Molotov to distract them from an actual attack. Lowers Agility. Costs 6 BP.
Shotgun Sneak - Assassinate two enemies with a double-barreled shotgun before the rest of their group even knows an attack commenced. Target up to 2 enemies. Costs 10 BP.

Spoiler: Celtic Space Warlord (click to show/hide)

Celtic Space Warlord  - Angry Celtic Warlords from Space, known for their brutality ferocious fighting styles, and spunky slave spaceships. These Warlords have learned to become bloodthirsty, constantly conquering petty planets and fighting off space police. They carry Oversized Scary Things and wear Manly Man War Clothes. They are the apex of a physical fighter, though they lack cranial power and their unwieldy nature makes them fairly inaccurate.

stroness: gud
healthyness: stron
fastyness: vry fst
smrts: wut
axuracy: hit pesant
BP: 10/10
Literacy: Negligible

Techniques:
Charge! - Run at the target before launching at them with the pointy part of your weapon. Decent damage, fairly low accuracy.
Slice n' Dice - If you swing it around enough, you'll be bound to hit them at some point. High damage, low accuracy.

Stratagems:
Beserker - Let the thirst for death seep through your veins! Increases Strength. Costs 5 BP.
Dance of the Barbarian - Front-flips are an essential part of Warlord culture. Targets up to 2 Enemies. Costs 10 BP.

Spoiler: Ex-Intelligence Agent (click to show/hide)

Ex-Intelligence Agent: [REDACTED]

Strength: ?
Vitality: ?
Agility: ?
Brains: ?
Accuracy: ?
BP: 20/20
[NOTE: BURN AFTER READING]

Techniques:
Incapacitate - ?
Choke - ?

Stratagems:
Eliminate - SERVICES NO LONGER REQUIRED. Costs 15 BP.
Bribe - FORWARD FUNDS TO CAYMAN ISLANDS ACCOUNT. Costs X Amount of Neo Shekels.

Thank you ma'am:

You'll find out there's a lot to learn about the world's variety of semi-interesting fauna. Here are the Playable Races:

Human: The most populous and generic species as in every great JRPG every created. We're the best after all, right behind Deities and Nekomimis.

Furries: Technology has finally gotten to the point where all your dreams of being a salamander-wolf-centaur can finally become true. Don't expect everyone to take you seriously at first.

B-Ball Mutants: Exposure to immense radiation of negative B-Ball energy has turned victims into hulking b-ball mutants, with their limbs replaced with balls and their skin transformed into orange rubber interspliced with black lines. A horrible fate, but they're always armed!

Duregar: A species of Dwarves that live deep underground, known for their work ethic, low intelligence and innate skill to dual-wield any weapons. Duregar's strive to have a constant supply of their must precious commodities; Rubies, Dunkaroos and Patriotic Quilts. Duregar's are eternal enemies with Genies, a race that only exist to take away Duregar civil rights.

Cyberdwarf: A total different Dwarven species that tend to live solitary lives, preferring to spend time on their spaceships and study the cosmos, though some have landed on Earth, intentionally or not.

Dragonkin: "I'm serious dude, totally part of the group. My grand-grandmother was half-dragon you see, which makes me at least like, an eighth. What? No I can't breath fire, racist asshole."

Sludge Elves: These swamp-based beings live in the swamp, subsisting off of tar. They tend
On second thought, fuck these guys.

Others: I trust that y'all know some interesting species? That's cool, just provide a brief explanation and I'll see if I can work it into the in-game world. One rule: No Sludge Elves.
Make Yourself Before You Break Yourself :

Name: In absence of government-provided name, best street nickname.
Gender: Male? Female? Both? None? Other?
Age: Due to Child Labor Laws from the union, no one under 13.
Race: Take your pick, or make your own. No Sludge Elves.
Occupation: Summoners need not apply.

Apperance: How you actually look, not a description of that cute Asian girl you pretend to be online.
Backstory: What school did you go to, what hood you grew up in. That stuff.

Not first-come-first-served, the best, most creative, thought-out, straight ballin' slam jammin' sheets will be selected. Everyone else will be put on the waitlist.

On The Court:

1. Harry Baldman (Doctor Bear)
2. lawastooshort (MC Nigel the Deadly Ninja Assassin, Shinobi Technician)
3. Greenstarfanatic (Rubric "Kitty-Kitty" Dao)
4. Xantalos (Krrosh Anvilhumper)
5. BlitzDungeoneer (Johnny Johnson the 2nd)
6. Tiruin (Sarah)

The Bench:

Shadestyle (Cyberdimention Wakka: 109)
Fr0stByt3 (Elise Malkovich)
UltraValican (Odie Oldman)
PrivateNomad (Agent 31)

Retried Players:
[Empty]

[TCM]

~Reserving dis'~

[Xantalos]

Sheet somewhere else

[PrivateNomad]

HOOPIN

Reservin

[Harry Baldman]

Spoiler: Doctor Bear (click to show/hide)

Name: Doctor Bear
Gender: INAPPLICABLE
Age: 19
Race: Furry, sort of.
Occupation: Android

Appearance:

Imagine a young woman, about five and a half feet tall, less than twenty years of age, with straight dark hair tied into twin tails. She has a cute face and expressive brown eyes. Her features are distinctly Asian, and has a purposeful look in her eyes. She is wearing a short beige dress with a small red cross on the chest area, and an equally beige cap with a red cross on it on her head as well as white shoes. Her voice is high and mildly girlish, though not gratingly so. Her teeth are white and straight, and her ears are of an unobtrusive, yet attractive size. Her hands seem to be delicate, and all of her movements graceful and well-coordinated. She is undeniably someone you could see yourself trusting your life with in a tough situation, or at least hoping to work up the courage to invite to dinner if you aren't currently in a situation that requires medical care.

Imagine all of the above, and you have an accurate image of Nurse Akane, Doctor Bear's right claw and de facto persona in all communications, Internet-based ones especially, although it omits several important facts - firstly, she can shoot lasers of a vast variety of colors out of her mouth and eyes, and secondly, from the small of her back protrudes the right forelimb of Doctor Bear itself, a metal-reinforced, chitin-covered tan thing about the circumference of three human legs bundled together, segmented into two halves. This limb leads back to the body of Doctor Bear - the tan shell of a giant (about six feet wide, five feet long and four feet thick) crab, eight furry metal-braced dark brown bear legs protruding from its sides and standing firmly on the ground and another, smaller, more regular claw (that nevertheless shoots lasers) on the other side.

The central shell is more reminiscent of a clam than a crab, albeit it is a beeping, booping thing of reasonable robotic complexity for this day and age. The reason for this particular allusion is that there is, obviously, no way a perfectly ordinary-looking, if menacing and irritable front half of a brown bear sans forelegs could hide inside the body of a crab - with a clam, it becomes much more plausible, you see. The bear, when approached, tends to growl and make unidentifiable bear noises, and typically only peeks out of its shell or, if additional angles of sight are required, pokes its head out to take a look.

Backstory:

They call it Doctor Bear, and Doctor Bear, through Nurse Akane, has apparently accepted this name for itself (Doctor Bear can only speak bear, unfortunately, and cannot directly claim its preference). It's not a real doctor, but it was a real bear. Rebuilt by a wealthy and reclusive, and also quite mutated sect of neohippies from what was formerly the fabled land of Cabinet-Yaak using state-of-the-art neohippie technology, Doctor Bear went from a terribly mutated, partly exploded wreck of a living being to a creature of purity: purity of essence, purity of purpose, purity of machine logic. It soon became the very symbol of the neohippie movement, and toured the apocalyptic wastes with its masters for many years before they, seconds from being overcome by maddened hordes of disenfranchised football fans in the dark labyrinths of subterranean Neo-Wyoming, beckoned Doctor Bear to leave them behind, allowing them to buy it time to escape, to seek freedom, for Doctor Bear in all its glory was more important than their very lives. Doctor Bear narrowly escaped with its mechanical life that day, and its next years were ones of great hardship and challenge, and also lack of guidance.

But ultimately Doctor Bear prevailed, and realized what it needed to succeed in its life - humanity. Drawing from its recordings of its dearest neohippie biotechnomancers, its human emulation and empathy subsystems (one of the more difficult challenges, for a Cabinet-Yaak bear knows nothing of empathy naturally - it was fortunate the neohippies thought to include such subsystems on Doctor Bear, for otherwise it would be nothing other than the engine of monstrous terror Nature originally intended it to be) and the Internet to create the perfect being to help it pass as effectively human, to create its very own ecological niche. That being was Nurse Akane, an extension of Doctor Bear's will, yet uniquely human and thought by Doctor Bear to be attractive on some level to most conventional human full organics. Construction of Nurse Akane proved decisively important, as with her help Doctor Bear managed to land both an apartment and a respectable job in United States Region 47NXA as an employee of a low-key call center dealing in tech, life and unlife support (or termination, as the case may be - the call center took calls from a great many megacorporations). And that brings us to this very day - Doctor Bear is a respected young professional in its field, but will its good luck last now that the specter of destiny looms before it?

[Kassire]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Terhune Bersan
Gender: Male
Age: b'tween 20 n' 35
Race: Black Stallion Man
Occupation: Guns'braster

Apperance: A Black Stallion Man who's always in supply of shades, stunna shades, aviators, yellow tinted shooting shades, and every other style you can think of, of course he's usually wearing shades. He usually wears an emerald green hoodie or a blue trench coat which the hoodie says smokin' n' fiery while the trench coat has a design that has a bull and over it a bullet plunging in it's head, the bull is looking upwards. This gangster got wheels augmented into his hooves so he can roller-skate when he wants and he then can just stop rollin'. In his race name he's a black stallion that loves guns, so he got 5 holsters all over him and has them filled all the time, with 2 pistols, one shotgun, n' two rifles, but they're there mostly for style most of the time (doesn't mean he wont use 'em). He's also 6'4" and 600 pounds, which is very very light for a horse.       

Backstory: Somehow science and technology splice a horse and a gangster together, then they got a some crazy ass gangster horse that was 60 pounds at birth, he was hanging 'round the science loons until he was two and he was the greatest thug in the lab, and labeled Terhune by the science loons and badass by the other animal people. He was then in an adoption home makin' mischief and driving crazy the people working there with his pure thug essence, and there he got his love for guns, every week they would be able to use the computer and he learned of gunz while the others got into these crazy shit movies. He then got a nerf gun for his 3rd birthday and he was the greatest gangsta in the adoption home where he led a gang and fought for privileges and power in the place. Gaining to use the computers 3 days a week with coordination amongst the other gangsters and ice cream and a whole bunch of other sweet and thug worthy things. On his 4th birthday he was adopted and he got a rifle nerf gun and a family, in the school he went to was Hillzaynder pre-k to 12th school and it was wild. His family were the Torres's a bunch of ballin' guys that were from Spanish descent, particularly Puerto Rican descent and they were cool. With pina coladas and chocolate milk and a whole slew of other things. His mom was a chill woman and his dad tha' craziest mofo around doing all sorts of shit including firecracker launchers and inviting the tiger mafia to barbeques and out gangstaring the eastside Cyberdwarves. He also had a sister and a pet dog, it was thug house. In school he didn't do too well but he was the best gangsta bringin' the gang system to the school and of course being the strongest gang. He was also the best damned racer in the school and best roller skater. He got his nerf gun collection done at home and he continued in school. He joined the track team in 7th grade and earned the name Terhune Bersan and nicknamed Bersaney among the school. In 8th grade he got his first pellet/bb gun and hell did he perfect his aim and runnin n' gunning skillz. 10th grade he still got shitty grades and scholarships rackin' up from runnin' and sometimes gunnin', but he got his first 22. at that age and then a 12 gage at 11th but an m1 garand at the start of 12th and a m16 at the graduation. He continued his life with his gang and shot hoops sometimes, until b-ball was banned and were we pissed. We rebelled but then we were put down, we were scattered, our gang of 40 was lost, unless somehow we can regroup. Terhune Bersan is here again and now, time to get payback with those mofos, especially with my guns, And if I remembered my age, maybe Heina knows that, cuz she's good with dem numbers      

[LordSlowpoke]

actually recall that reserve

creative things mean i shouldn't bother so ptw

[TCM]

It's GM's pick to get in, not first through the gate. No need to rush for reserves.

[Harry Baldman]

It's GM's pick to get in, not first through the gate. No need to rush for reserves.

I know, I was just making a reserve to show interest and make a commitment!

[TCM]

It's GM's pick to get in, not first through the gate. No need to rush for reserves.

I know, I was just making a reserve to show interest and make a commitment!

You only need to jam once you slam.

[scapheap]

(Using "Straight Up Gangsta' as health, wonder if TCM is a fan of brutalmoose.)

Name: Clair Sweet
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Race: Furries
Occupation: Non-Pacifist Monk

Apperance: tbi
Backstory: tbi

[Tiruin]

Basketball ._.
waahhh

Err..o_o
PTW.
^{Sorry TCM DX}

[Empiricist]

Well, this ought to be amusing. PTW.

[TCM]

(Using "Straight Up Gangsta' as health, wonder if TCM is a fan of brutalmoose.)

"I was bleedin', and in pain, so I'd describe mah' overall condition as...good."

Basketball ._.
waahhh Err..o_o
PTW.
^{Sorry TCM DX}

What's wrong?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

This seems... interesting.
Name: Johnny Johnson the 2nd
Gender: Male, obviously.
Age: 18
Race: Human
Occupation: Zaubermancer

Appearance: Has black hair, which is spiky as per the rules of JRPGs, which state that all male main characters must have hair that looks like a bunch of spikes, a la hedgehog. Wears really dark sunshades, so as to hide his eyes (they're yellow). Has a light tan. Wears badass black longcoat at all times. Wears black shirt under the longcoat, and grey trousers. Has white boots, which are just that. Boots.

Backstory: Johnny's parents died of natural causes when he was 10, in that it was natural to die from multiple stab wounds. Before that , he had a fairly normal life. Since then, he has sworn vengeance on his parent's killer, and, since it was obviously the government that did it, play basketball while he was at it.