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[Dampe]

There was a thread on kobolds that I thought needed a little brightening up, but was apparent that my kobold jokes were not welcome there. I think kobolds are kind of like the Comic Sans of Dwarf Fortress.
However, I do occasionally ask myself, "What would Deebus do?"

(If you have any tasteful kobold jokes of your own, do feel free to post them.)

[knaveightt]

I thought this thread said "Tasty Kobold Jokes," and I was in awe.

I also spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a "tasty kobold joke", but could not. And re-reading what this thread was actually about, I gave up. And decided to post my adventure.

/story

[MDFification]

I had a tasteful kobold joke, but someone nicked it.

[Dampe]

Is it "What would Deebus do?" if so, my bad.
I felt like it was far too clever for me to have been the only one to have come up with it, so I'm not that surprised.

[Eric Blank]

A far cleverer man would take it from you. What would Deebus do then!?

[Enemy post]

I thought this thread said "Tasty Kobold Jokes," and I was in awe.

I also spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a "tasty kobold joke", but could not. And re-reading what this thread was actually about, I gave up. And decided to post my adventure.

/story

Kobold cooking is great, really steals your breath away.
What did the forest retreat say about the kobold thief? "Can we have another?"

[Scotsmen]

As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits. Damn kobolds nicked 'em.

[Dampe]

A far cleverer man would take it from you. What would Deebus do then!?

One can only speculate as to the inner workings of our Lord and Saviour Deebus Christ