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Author Topic: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)  (Read 5199 times)

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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2014, 08:33:49 pm »

Reload! Make a run down the school halls before the cops show up!
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2014, 08:36:03 pm »

"Damnit! The bat lair? Really?!"

>Give the teacher a kick for being so goddamn difficult.
Then grab his handgun from his desk(this school is in the US, right?), stuff those notes in my pants and take cover.
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2014, 09:05:07 pm »

Heal myself! Shoot Ethereal for not following the plan!
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2014, 09:16:38 pm »

Pull out my phone, record this for YouTube.
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2014, 09:29:49 pm »

Reload! Make a run down the school halls before the cops show up!
(1) You attempt to reload your rifle, but it jams. You run to the door to get out of the school, but trip and break your leg! (-3 to any rolls that require movement).

"Damnit! The bat lair? Really?!"

>Give the teacher a kick for being so goddamn difficult.
Then grab his handgun from his desk(this school is in the US, right?), stuff those notes in my pants and take cover.
(3) You kick the teacher's corpse, and loot his desk for a handgun. Unfortunately there isn't one inside, so you just stuff the notes in your pocket and hide behind the desk.

Heal myself! Shoot Ethereal for not following the plan!
(1) You're a psychology student, not a medical student! You raise your weapon to fire at Ethereal, but slam your arm into the desk, breaking it! You drop your weapon onto the ground and it goes off, pointed directly at your face. The bullet goes straight through your head, taking you out.

Pull out my phone, record this for YouTube.
(6) You immediately begin to livestream the event to YouTube, and the audience becomes enourmous within seconds! With the publicity also comes haters. They dislike your stream and begin to troll your comments section. A few of them threaten to come to the school and take you out, and out the window you see a white van roll up and a few men armed with AK-47's step out. That must be the trolls...
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2014, 09:31:58 pm »

Fix my leg and unjam my gun.
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2014, 09:32:38 pm »

((Does permanent death mean he can't post any commands or does it mean he has to start as someone else?))
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2014, 09:35:13 pm »

((Does permanent death mean he can't post any commands or does it mean he has to start as someone else?))
((Dude, permadeath is permadeath. Why are you stalking me?))
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2014, 09:36:46 pm »

((I'm not. I just want to know what kind of permadeath  he meant.))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2014, 09:47:27 pm »

Same thing I do for most: Complete the final with the information I stored in my memory over the course of the semester.

Stand up and piss on desk. Much cooler.
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Dude. Not cool. I submitted an action, I expect you to have my character do my action, or something similar if and only if I roll badly, capiche? That's basic GMing ettiquette. And you, well, pissed all over it by having my character urinate on the desk instead of taking the test as I intended.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2014, 09:51:09 pm »

Well, to be fair, you kinda cheated. You didn't study at all!

(ohgodwhyamiarguingwithgwghe'sgoingtosomehowmanagetoinsultmewithoutinsultingmeormeaningto.ohgod.)
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2014, 09:53:36 pm »

((I hate myself right now but i agree with Playergamer.))

(Thisisnotgoingtobefun.)

Get behind cover.

((Though if we are going to be logical about this then i wonder where everyone got these guns from? I'm sorry playergamer i'm chickening out Your right GWG just don't destroy me for my heresy!))
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 10:00:12 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2014, 09:54:10 pm »

Stab Playergamer
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2014, 10:02:06 pm »

(wait, he specifically mentioned permadeath for a reason!)

If it would not permakill me: Shoot myself in the head.

If it would permakill me: Run to the hospital johnny boy!
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Re: Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2014, 10:07:56 pm »

Well, to be fair, you kinda cheated. You didn't study at all!
So? You can pay attention in class without studying.
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