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bsnott

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Roll to Finals (Oh The Self-Inflicted Pain)
« on: June 08, 2014, 06:33:29 pm »

You are a pissed-off student sitting at your desk, about to be handed your psychology final (all players are in the same room). You didn't study at all. What do you do?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 09:30:11 pm by bsnott »
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2014, 06:37:10 pm »

Same thing I do for most: Complete the final with the information I stored in my memory over the course of the semester.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2014, 06:37:38 pm »

Take out a gun and shoot my teacher.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2014, 06:40:47 pm »

Same thing I do for most: Complete the final with the information I stored in my memory over the course of the semester.

Stand up and piss on desk. Much cooler.
(2) You stand up to take a piss on your desk, but the zipper gets stuck and you get frustrated. (-1 to next five rolls)

Take out a gun and shoot my teacher.
(5) You take out a pistol stored in your bag, and begin firing rounds off at your teacher. He falls behind his desk after being hit by three bullets in the chest. Another student from behind you jumps on your back to try to subdue you.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2014, 07:32:00 pm »

Take a knife out and stab him.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2014, 07:40:14 pm »

Pull out my gun, and follow the plan!

(Shoot the student off Ethereal's back.)
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2014, 08:08:38 pm »

Grab my assault rifle and dive out the window!
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2014, 08:09:15 pm »

Pull out my gun, and follow the plan!

(Shoot the student off Ethreal's back.)


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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2014, 08:11:38 pm »

>Loot the teacher for the test answers.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2014, 08:22:03 pm »

Take a knife out and stab him.
(5) You grab a knife from your pocket, and jab it into the kid on your back's head.

Pull out my gun, and follow the plan!

(Shoot the student off Ethereal's back.)

(1) You pull out your gun, but it misfires as you pull it out and shoots your dick off! You fall on the ground, bleeding (three turns until permanent death).

Grab my assault rifle and dive out the window!
(2) You slowly pull out your M4A1 Carbine from your backpack and attempt to leap out the window! Unfortunately, you miss the window slam your head into the wall. You are now dazed (-1 to next roll).

>Loot the teacher for the test answers.
(2) You get out of your seat and run to the teacher's corpse, to loot the test answers. Unfortunately, he didn't have them on his body! They must be in his desk.
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Re: Roll to Finals
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2014, 08:24:22 pm »

>Loot the desk!
Once I have the answers, share them with that hot girl I'm always silently crushing on from across the classroom!
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2014, 08:24:39 pm »

Spray and pray!
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2014, 08:28:10 pm »

Teacher is dead. Logic dictates that the test would likely be cancelled. Go report the shooting.
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Re: Roll to Finals (When Sanity Gets Capped In The Head)
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2014, 08:29:34 pm »

>Loot the desk!
Once I have the answers, share them with that hot girl I'm always silently crushing on from across the classroom!
(3) You search the desk, but the answers don't show. You do, however, find the teacher's notes on how to pass the test by following a trail through the school to a deadly bat's lair, where the answer sheet is.

Spray and pray!
(5) You have no idea what to shoot, so you shoot everything! Bullets fly everywhere, and three students are taken down by your hail of gunfire. All sane students in the room are now sprinting for the door or jumping out of the windows.

Teacher is dead. Logic dictates that the test would likely be cancelled. Go report the shooting.
(1) You get up to run to report the shooting, but a stray bullet catches you in the head. Permanent death.
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Re: Roll to Finals (Capping Teachers and Dicks)
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2014, 08:31:43 pm »

((Does permanent death mean he can't post any commands or does it mean he has to start as someone else?))
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