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[PrivateNomad]

"Then there is nothing you can do about it. I could tell you to go to a void entity, but I'd get slapped."

[Akroma]

"Zee emptiness is the opposite of life. Zey can not grant you real fertility."

[PrivateNomad]

"You'd be surprised, but whatever. Be right back, prank-calling the SERT asses again."

Bartimaeus calls SERT.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"How many fortresses are there? Is there a difference between a museum and a real one?"


A tiny android monkey flings itself through the front door.

"I sense someone in emotional need.

I'll give you whatever you want if you help me humiliate Kaiser."


"This is SERT."

[Akroma]

Walpurga ignores the monkey

[PrivateNomad]

 "You're a wizard."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Bah, you mortals and your hatred of technology that you can barely perceive."

The monkey plops a few of what you'd hope were cola-flavoured jelly beans out of its backside, and starts flinging them at people.


"You're an idiot."

[wolfchild]

"Zee emptiness is the opposite of life. Zey can not grant you real fertility."

"I agree there, but not magic as a cure magic as the cause, I can remove magical afflictions"

"How many fortresses are there?"


A tiny android monkey flings itself through the front door.

"I sense someone in emotional need.

I'll give you whatever you want if you help me humiliate Kaiser."


"This is SERT."

"Not too many that are actually forts rather than just military bases"

[PrivateNomad]

"You're an idiot."

[Akroma]

"It's not a magical affliction, now can we leave it at that?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Garrett scratches his head, not knowing what to expect.

"Ah, what's the difference?"


"You're a wizard."


"I'm just saying, science is pretty damn good at solving problems."

[Sanure]

Sen is off harvesting the souls of people with nothing to live for reading books back at the Ryan household.

[PrivateNomad]

Bartimaeus teleports next to Sen, seeming to always know where she is.
 "A what!?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Yer a wizard, Barty, and a damn fine one at that."

"Are we done now?"

[Sanure]

Sen rapid teleports Barti as soon as he appears out of reflex.