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[SOLDIER First]

"Father...? It appears you are a larger, mechanical version of the animal I am named for."

"I'm gonna fuck the fox."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Garrett sighs, before he wanders over to see the mythical 'pizza'. The greasiness makes him feel sick.

[Projeck37]

"I particularly recall Charles the First..."

[PrivateNomad]

"Mhm. Oh, can't forget about Queen Mary. I was knighted by her once, hehe."

[kj1225]

The fox blinks.
"... I think there be something in the water..."

Chica is behind Garrett the next time Alice blinks.
"You should try the cheese pizza!"

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Ung... I'll pass, thank you."

[SOLDIER First]

Foxxy hops out of the fox's hand and scuttles away.
He returns shortly.
"Scans indicate that there is indeed something in the water: trace amounts of fluoride. I believe the appropriate internet meme to quote is the one stating that this is what the government wishes us to believe, although it is not perfect in this context."

[Projeck37]

Ashley puts a hand on the step and raises herself to an upright position with a groan.

[PrivateNomad]

Catimaeus crawls in her lap.

[Projeck37]

"Shoo."
Ashley pushes Catimaeus off her.

[PrivateNomad]

"Fine."

[Projeck37]

"I'm not particularly fond of cats."

[PrivateNomad]

Bartimaeus turns into a dog.

[Projeck37]

Ashley just rolls her eyes.

[kj1225]

Chica's head twitches.

The fox blinks.