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[PrivateNomad]

"Then leave."

[Again_Dejavu]

_{"What, am I fucking moses now?"}
Turn 90 degrees clockwise and go through the crowd.

[Twi]

Asuna nods. "Well, there are Selenites on the moon doing stuff and I'm supposed to be... a goodwill ambassador or something. To the whole world. Somehow."

"Well, I've heard less well-thought-out things. Alright. What does the ambassador of the Selinites to the humans wish to do with my time and attention?"

Asuna let out a groan.

"I'm not a political person. Help me figure out how to do this job. Please."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"...nowhere...to go...w-where am I?"


"Deploy ADS!"

He sets up a metre-tall projector, which launches high-powered 95 GHz waves of microwave radiation at you. It feels like you're on fire.

[PrivateNomad]

"My friend's house."

[Again_Dejavu]

Turn 90 degrees clockwise and go through the crowd.

"Deploy ADS!"
He sets up a metre-tall projector, which launches high-powered 95 GHz waves of microwave radiation at you. It feels like you're on fire.

((What could possibly go wrong ))
Many curses are uttered, including the gem of "barbaric cockmonglers!" Dude has quite a unique vocabulary, that's for sure.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Asuna nods. "Well, there are Selenites on the moon doing stuff and I'm supposed to be... a goodwill ambassador or something. To the whole world. Somehow."

"Well, I've heard less well-thought-out things. Alright. What does the ambassador of the Selinites to the humans wish to do with my time and attention?"

Asuna let out a groan.
"I'm not a political person. Help me figure out how to do this job. Please."

"...I'll give you a quick tutorial or something, I guess."
Will tries to quickly explain the important bits.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"O-okay...w-whe-...Th-there's no-one...? Heh...heh, heh."

Magic[6], -3 mana

His eye is glowing. Nanomush (liquid metal stuff) starts to creep over his face, chest, and thighs from his back.

((the scary thing about active denial systems are actually a real weapon. They're being developed for police usage.))

One SERT soldier in armor slaps a pair of handcuffs on you, and the ADS is turned off.

"Target captured."

[Again_Dejavu]

After a long chase, Michael collapses from exhaustion. And getting microwaved. Shit hurts.

[Twi]

Marie pokes Kaiser with a stick.

"Stop that."
The nightmare is as un-people as ever.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((actually, the pain instantly dissipates when it gets turned off. Doesn't leave a trace. Terrifying stuff.))

Michael is lifted into a gunship, which takes off, flying quickly towards the city.


Marie pokes Kaiser, who is now wearing a suit of light armor.

"S-stop...what?

Oh. T-this is...new."

[Twi]

"Keep it that way. I've had more than enough of people who turn their problems into massive damage, thank you. And I'm a psychologist by trade. No more breakdowns, understood? Or you will be scheduled for..."

she adjusts her shiny scary glasses.

"Therapy."

When the hell did she get shiny scary glasses?

[Again_Dejavu]

Michaels slumps down in his restraints, all of his fight gone.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((god damn lampshaders))

"U-understood...t-there are lots of people here, I-I can't h-handle it..."

"Can't handle anything..."

[Again_Dejavu]

Michaels slumps down in his restraints, all of his fight gone.

Now what.