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[Akroma]

"Hah, I'd tear you right apart."

[PrivateNomad]

"I highly doubt that."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kaiser is concerned, but he lets Ashley do what she wants, and watches Dalia make cookies.

"Y-you're just s-saying that..."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I'm not. It's real simple and easy. I'll even teach you if you want."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"O-okay." Kaiser eyes the cookie dough.

[Akroma]

"Hey Ashley, what I wanted to ask, what happened back there with your sword getting stuck? Mine and Spensirs just cut like normal."

[Projeck37]

((SMUUUUUUUUUUUURF!))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dalia pushes the bowl of cookie dough closer to Kaiser and gets some pans out, "You can at least put chunks of dough on the pan, right? Or am I going to have to hold your hand for that part?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

((*flinches* what do you want me to explain it for, you made the character!

But yeah, if you attacked her with a melee weapon and failed TN 9, you'd get your weapon stuck inside the sludge that made up her body.))

Kaiser makes a straight face, and starts putting the dough on the trays, eating small pieces of it when he thought Dalia wasn't looking.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You know, raw cookie dough isn't good for you." She definitely noticed.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kaiser flinches. "I-I w-wasn't!"

[Akroma]

"Hmm, maybe I'll weaponize that. Get stuck in her, and then give her some electroshocks or something. I suppose she wants to do that kinda stuff to immobilize you so her huge ass sword can't be dodged, but really, what she has in raw power, she lacks in combat experience. With blades that huge, actually sticking really close to her is a disadvantage. The maximum of the force is at the tip of a blade, so her optimal combat distance is what, 2-3 meters? Wrestle her, and she absolutely can not get you with the large one, only with the combat knife, and even then only for minimal effect."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You were, I saw you."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kaiser sulks as he keeps placing down cookie dough."s'not like my insides can get any worse"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I know, I'm just teasing you." Dalia smiles and samples some of cookie dough too. And then she puts the cookies into the oven to bake.