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[smurfingtonthethird]

"Well, I don't know. If you're not lying about being a god, it could have been when I was called Mjolnir. Though, your voice...and your attitude...seem awfully familiar...is that you, Hephaestus?"

"That little sissy stole all my designs and alloys. I'm Nin-agal. The original god of smiths and metal, thank you very much."

"You didn't kill me, and I oversaw the damn thing."

"...Son of a bitch. No wonder they had access to that sort of shit, you lot gave it to them. Well, once you are done gloating, please kindly fuck off."

[Rolepgeek]

"Ah, I thought I recognized you. I doubt you remember me; you were always wrapped up in your toys, Nin. I go by Mabarius, currently, but you might recognize the name Cüruix."

Nin-agal would almost certainly remember the name; the gods of lightning and metal were closely related, after all, in several aspects. Perhaps not so in their others; storms and anvils rarely intertwined.

"...you've lost weight."

[Projeck37]

"I'm not here to gloat in your face, Nin. You know very well that's not the kind of god I am."
"Hello, Cüruix. Long time no see."
Ea smiles.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Real funny, but it has been awhile. An additional screw you for not breaking me out. Anyway, now I'm paired up with dingbat here, and I let him use some of my original abilities in return for... entertainment.

Now, what do you want then, Ea? And don't call me 'Nin'.

[Projeck37]

"The pantheon sent me here to study the sultanes."

[Rolepgeek]

"Out of what, exactly? I know you have some...issues...with your self-image, but you realize some of us were a bit too pre-occupied to be track you down, yes? Besides, I had to find a Chosen. He's not exactly what I had hoped for, but...spending several hundred years hoping you aren't rusting whilst sitting in a swamp lowers one's expectations."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Well good for you, so go and get to work. Cheerio, auf Wiedersehen, and fuck you.

Oh, so you finally chose one? I sorta flit between whomever is the most useful at the time. Also, sorry about the swamp thing. I got stuck in a military lockup for about a decade. It was not fun."

[Rolepgeek]

"Yes, well, you were obviously occupied with your own problems at the time. I'd never relied on you for assistance, though, Nin-agal, and I didn't expect it to come then."

Something like a devious smile emanates from the sword.

"Though being Zeus was certainly...entertaining."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Nope, I'm out."

Kaiser, having heard enough weirdness while on nanomorphine, heads off to his bedroom to sleep.

"Lazy sod. I'm pretty sure real Zeus didn't appreciate that, heh."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Oh, everyone knew you weren't Zeus. Except Dionysus.

Nobody said anything. It was better not having Zeus cheating on his wife for once."

[kj1225]

Aedan appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.
"I will point out that I am a sissy air god and I don't need some sissy champion to do my errands."

[Projeck37]

Ea's out.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Hardly sissy, sir Aedan."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Heh heh heh

Also, screw you, Aedan, you aren't trapped inside a metal bar."

[kj1225]

"Please, just Aedan, knighthood hasn't been recognized as a major rank since... Actually, that Aztec guy ruined my response. Also, Don't forget that anything with air in it is a time bomb to me."