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[USEC_OFFICER]

"Some guy with tentacles! What else am I supposed to think?"

[kj1225]

"It's not like I wanted them initially! ... Or now as a matter of fact. They won't allow me to cut them off!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"So they have a mind of their own? That makes me feel much better you know."

[kj1225]

"They whisper things to me while I sleep as well."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Um... What?!"

[kj1225]

"Just things like 'you need more mayo' or 'your alcoholism will destroy you'."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You sure you aren't just lying? That they're not telling you to molest school girls?"

[PrivateNomad]

Kyle sees a small dot in the distance, followed by what seems to be the sound of a powerful jet engine.

[kj1225]

"Please, if I wanted sex I'd just go to a bar and chat up someone."

Kyle drops well below the dot's height most likely scaring Dalia again.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dalia does indeed scream out in terror and tries to hold onto Kyle as tight as she can as he plummets.

[PrivateNomad]

Kyle notices HILDA flying at him at 350m/s, her arms open.

[kj1225]

Kyle blinks before his tentacles fully wrap themselves around Dalia and hold her out of harms way while Kyle tries evasive maneuvers.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Predictably, Dalia is not very pleased with this turn of events and squirms as much as she can to try and escape the tentacles. Or at least find a more comfortable position.

[PrivateNomad]

HILDA does a sharp turn once she passes him and gives chase.

[kj1225]

Provided she lost a whole lot of speed Kyle slows down for Hilda.