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[PrivateNomad]

"No, you're the mortal."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Your mom's the mortal."

[RangerCado]

Selina pales a ton! Backing up against a wall in panic! ...then remembers something... Only things allowed by the barrier gott through...

Selina quickly turns on a lamp and glares at a random point in the shadowy fog on the ground.
"Whos m-messing with me A-alistair...?" Selina gets the door.

no more changes, let me post. x4

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Alistair shrugs.

[PrivateNomad]

"Your mother's so mortal, she only had sex with one person in her life--me."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Your mother's so mortal a mayfly lived longer than her."

[PrivateNomad]

"Your mother's so mortal that she lives by YOLO."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Your mother's so mortal a respawn point couldn't save her."

[RangerCado]

Selina goes back to bed in annoyance, flinging off her robe and flopping on the bed. Not bothering to get under the covers or close the door to her room as she fell asleep nude.

((final exam tomorrow. night!))

[PrivateNomad]

"Well you're gay."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I'm many things, darling."

[PrivateNomad]

"Likewise."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yep."

[PrivateNomad]

"Wait, who the fuck are you?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Who the fuck are you?"