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[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs and magics out the vodka.
"Ah, That explains why Aedan didn't say anything about it. Well, at least Lucy is a pretty cool guy... So, do you demons often offer to make others demons or do you like the transformation thing and want to reward your followers...?"

[Sanure]

"You wouldn't believe the amount of people who desire to be demons."

[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs.
"Have you been getting less now that those aliens are here? I heard they can change a man's DNA over time if they marry them."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"You're that techpriest demon, right? What would you give me for bio mechanical nanotech?"

[Sanure]

Osmodius looks Kaiser in the eyes with slanted pupils, "How about a long enough nap to not bother me again?" Indeed, Kaiser would feel pretty sleepy right now.

Osmodius then looks at kyle, "If anything I've been getting more. Those men don't want to wait so long to become demons for their lovers and so they inv-" Osmodius disappears.

[PrivateNomad]

"Whoopsie, did I accidentally summon a demon king?"

"Oh, he left... OSMODIUS OSMODIUS OSMODIUS!"

[Sanure]

Osmodius reappears holding a brass leg, "This is literally my 13th brass leg. Want it Kyle?"

Osmodius then looks at Bartimaeus, "Yes waste of space I realize you have a powerful desire. Ask and ye shall receive."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kaiser chuckles, then faceplants the table, asleep.

[PrivateNomad]

"Really? Anything? What's the catch?"

[Sanure]

"I require something of equal price. A soul maybe. Castle Dracula. I wouldn't mind having the schematics t Kyle's power armor or even Icarus' soul."

[PrivateNomad]

"How about my dungeon?"

[Sanure]

"Depends. What is your desire?"

[PrivateNomad]

"Access to your weapons vault."

[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs.
"I'll take it. I wanted to know how those monster girls make things work like that."

[Sanure]

"Oh, interested in my weaponry? So be it. In return I want the soul of Alucard's daughter, Eliza. That seems like a fair trade." Osmodius sneers as he tosses Kyle the brass leg.