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[Projeck37]

"Define mage."

[PrivateNomad]

"Do you use magic?"

[Projeck37]

"Yes. See, you could have asked your questions before attempting to result to violence."

[PrivateNomad]

"I automatically assume that anything associating with Osmodius is bad."

[Projeck37]

"Once again, I do not personally associate myself with Osmodius. I'm a mercenary, and he occasionally hires me to overwatch personal matters to make sure they do not go too far south, metaphorically speaking."

[PrivateNomad]

"Meaning you associate with Osmodius."

[Projeck37]

"No. I am occasionally under a contract signed between my boss and Osmodius for me to do my job. It's similar to how an employee of a store interacts with a customer wanting to purchase their services."

[Sanure]

A large red cloud of smoke suddenly appears in the room and expands outwards revealing Osmodius, "AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND THRICE INVOKES MY NA-" Osmodius facepalms, "of all the people to summon me. What the hell do you bastards want?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

"I believe this one belongs to you. Please take it elsewhere."

[PrivateNomad]

"I see. Who do you work f- oh fuck"
Alucard stands.
 "This is getting pretty annoying, ah?"

[Projeck37]

"Yeah... Fuck this Twilight Sigil, I just want to drink some tea..."
"Hello, Oz. Apologies. These two seem to think I belong to you. In fact, they insist."

[Sanure]

Osmodius facepalms harder, "Did you try telling them the customer and employee bit?" Osmodius then looks at Bartimaeus, "Rules are rules however, You're the one that desired something and summoned me, so either you tell me your desire and what you will pay for it, or I just take something valuable to you and then leave. Might as well get something out of this stupid summoning." Osmodius looks annoyed.

[kj1225]

"Want a drink? Oh, and how's the girl doing... Elysia was it? Yes, her, she's not dead is she? Oh, and do you know if Aedan got her sister's soul? He put out a bid for it I think."

[Projeck37]

"Yeah, I explained that."
Marilyn sighs.

[Sanure]

"Vodka. Strongest you have. Elysia is fine. gave her the option of becoming a demon. Lucifer put a bid on Francesca's soul and won. Apparently my bid wasn't good enough for it." Osmodius looks annoyed.