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[kj1225]

"What, you don't want Waffles? Anyways, Kate is one of my new followers. Cute harpy girl."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Of course I want waffles," Dalia says, her hunger being slightly stronger than her reason at this point, "It's just kinda extremely creepy when you break into someone's house so that you can cook up food for your new pet. And more than a little bit weird. I'm pretty sure you can get shot for that sort of stuff."

[kj1225]

"I'm a god. Getting shot isn't that terrible. And she's one of my first followers. If she wants waffles I'm going to make her waffles."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I thought you said that she was one of your new followers, Dalia points out, "What kind of stupid person are you if she's your newest follower and one of your first?

[kj1225]

"One who has been stuck inside a family line for the last couple thousand years. It's hard to maintain a following when you have to deal with the likes of Islam and Christianity and other 'civilized' religions."
Aedan sounds fairly annoyed.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Uhuh. That still sounds like a really stupid excuse to me," Dalia replies with a distinct lack of tact. "Other religions have dealt with those kinds of things and they're still around. Maybe you're just a really lame god and that's why everybody left you."

[kj1225]

"Oh really? Name three different religions that have over one hundred members that aren't part of christianity and aren't the result of a joke."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I dunno. I'm not some kind of religion expert. Don't look at me. I'm sure that they're out there though. There's a bunch of Asian religions still around, isn't there? Like I said, you must be just a really lame god if you don't have many followers."

((From the top of my head, Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, and all of those other eastern religions. I'm sure that I could find some more with some quick googling. Unfortunately it'd be cheating to transfer this knowledge to Dalia. Oh well.))

[kj1225]

"Asia is cheating!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You never said they were, so there," Dalia says, sticking her tongue out at Aedan. "It's your own fault."

[kj1225]

Aedan sticks his tounge out at Dalia.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"So what kind of waffles are you making?"

[kj1225]

"Chocolate chip whole grain."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Kaiser returns, seemingly on return with the phrase 'chocolate chip'.

"You are bad at waffles. Are you secretly a murrican or something?"

[kj1225]

Aedan glares at Kaiser.
"What did you just say about my waffles, LADDY!?"