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[smurfingtonthethird]

"Kaiser, do you know where the cookies are?"

Kaiser remains silent.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dalia is silent as well. Mostly because she has no idea what is going on, so she just gives Kaiser a confused look and waits for him to say or do something.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"This should explain some things."

About three hundred cookies slide out of a multitude of locations across the plane.

"Nooooo"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Uh... That explains nothing," Dalia says, still completely confused about the entire situation.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"He's been stashing cookies so you don't eat them all."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Oh." Dalia blushes slightly, "I haven't been eating them all, Kaiser has been vacuuming them up more than I have," she prods Kaiser's side with her finger, a bit too forcefully to be called a poke, "And if you didn't want me to eat them all, you could have said something. Or wrote a note, geez... I'm not addicted to them like you are."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Y-you can't be addicted t-to cookies..."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You definitely can. Especially with the way you wolf them down," she replies with an annoyed huff.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"...but it's cookies."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Yeah, so? They're delicious and sugary, why couldn't you be addicted to them? People are addicted to stupider stuff."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"I guess... but even if I'm addicted, so w-what?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Nothing. Except I'm not and have a bit of self control, so you don't have to hide your cookies from me. Just say something, you idiot."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"A-alright..."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Alright," she says before letting out an exasperated sigh. "That entire thing is really stupid you know," she comments while stealing one of his stashed cookies.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"This is Kaiser we're talking about. He's basically a potato plugged into a hyper-evolved robot."