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[Twi]

Joan howls with laughter, before bringing him to the bathroom to help him deal with the consequences and/or make fun of him.

[smurfingtonthethird]

There's some resistance on the stick now.

Alright, pull the stick out now.

He crawls over to a toilet and does his business, while you laugh your face off.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ester pulls on the stick as hard as she can.

[smurfingtonthethird]

The stick comes out with Kaiser on the end, coated in a thin layer of metal, which he quickly wipes off his face.

"F-finally got out of there. T-thanks."

He then slides under the grey sheet.

"...Wow. You should totally see this."

[Twi]

With Joan, [mockery intensifies]. Twi is too busy writing actual stat sheets.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ester sighs and follows him, "Mind telling me what that was about at least?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Tom takes a pill, and starts rapidly sobering up.

"...Oh god dammit. This is worse than that time with the lamia."


You're standing in front of a large plane. Kaiser stands proudly.

I-I made this. It's basically a Tupolev Tu-160, expect I replaced all the space for nuclear bombs with living space, and larger fuel tanks.

I-I sorta fell... unconscious... just after f-finishing it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ester nods approvingly and takes several photos of his handiwork. "Yeah, but how did you make it? People don't usually do this kind of stuff overnight you know."

[Twi]

"Don't suppose you're willing to share, ma cherie?~"*

_{*do not expect proper grammar on gratuitous French from me}

[smurfingtonthethird]

"...t-to be honest, I-I don't really know myself... something to do with tiny robots, my eye, and magic."

He runs over to the side of the plane and opens the door.

"W-want a tour?"


Tom hands her a pill.

"Oh dear lord I haven't binged like that in a long time. Sorry."

[RangerCado]

Selina gets Alucard a blanket and drapes it over him as she gets the second batch of cookies ready for the oven.

[Twi]

"Heh, its all good, all good. I did egg you on."

Joan chuckles and pats him on the head instead.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ester giggles and readies her camera, "Duh. So you make it with magic then? Why haven't I seen you at the meetings then?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Well, now that I've utterly failed at interacting with women, I should probably go find my friend before he traps himself somewhere ridiculous again."


"W-what meetings? I-I don't go to G-Griffith, I'm... just, erm, s-s-staying for... a while.

A-anyway, tour!"

Kaiser climbs up a ladder into the cockpit.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"So you don't go here? You're just staying here for a bit? Why?" Ester continues to pry as she follows him up the ladder.