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[Akroma]

((neo nazis don't usualy dress in original uniforms))

"Looking for Dr.Facheuse. Zee country being liberal is hardly a reason to awoid it."

[kj1225]

Kyle turns to Dalia.
"Yeah, I can't teabag my opponents for fear they give birth to themselves like a Phoenix."

Kyle turns back to Nazi-chan.
"He's currently off somewhere else. I think. He's the guy with the scary gasmask and leather clothes?"

((Look at her picture, she totally looks like a nazi.))

[Akroma]

((nazi and neo-nazi is a huge difference.))

"I am avare. He seems busy though. I vill bozer him once it's certain he vill survive zee next 5 minutes."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"What?" Dalia has absolutely no idea what Kyle is talking about at this point.

[kj1225]

"I am a literal fertility aspect. I can literally get things that shouldn't be able to get pregnant pregnant. What's so hard about this?"

Kyle nods to Walpurga. Then he gives her another look over.
"Have we met before?"

[Akroma]

Walpurga takes Kyles question, said in the context of his sheer presence getting people pregnant as a reason to take a few steps away from him.


"Unless you happen to be 80 years old, zat is unlikey. As a result of magik of unknovn nature, I spent the last decades as in the form of a fluffy toy rabbit."

[kj1225]

Kyle looks at her before looking at Bartimaeus and then nods to himself.
"Void magic. I really don't know what's up with it I mean, it's been really fucking with a lot of people for no reason lately."

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dalia would say something, but she thinks that Kyle is even crazier now, and so she just slumps back in her seat and sips her coffee. And adds a little more sugar to blunt the taste.

[kj1225]

Kyle rolls his eyes.
"I made a augment to my armor that let's me make even bigger laser blast and steered my castle away from the civilian populace in the time it took you to fight the Archon. Is me being a living fertility aspect that far out there?"

[Akroma]

"No reasons? If my readings are correct, Dr.Fachause unleashed zee twelve. Zee Führer only messed with one of them and europe sank into chaos. Zeir influence on zee vorld has alvays been subtle and yet destructive in unimaginable vays. Unconfirmed rumors speak of Iribaar, the lord of forbidden knowledge, who passed onto mankind the knowledge on how to split zee atom, to give mankind an easier way to destroy itself. If you find zee events of the last week disturbing, you certainly vill not like the events of zee next years."

[kj1225]

"Oh yeah, those bitches. Yeah, they're dicks but not exactly mind bending horror or anything. Five Nights at Freddy's scare me more than those bitches."

[Akroma]

"Ignorance is dangerous terrain. Zee longer zey remain on this side of zee veil, the stronger zey will get."

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dalia mumbles, "Yeah, it really is."

[kj1225]

"... HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK OUT?! THEY ARE IN THEIR LITERAL ANTITHESIS! THERE IS NO REASON AT ALL FOR THEM TO BE GETTING STRONGER! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD BE GETTING WEAKER!"
Kyle does not like this violation of common sense.

[PrivateNomad]

Bartimaeus walks in.
 "Oooh boy, is that a nazi I hear~?"