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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28279 times)

Knit tie

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #975 on: December 03, 2014, 03:27:09 pm »
Streamlining traffic.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #976 on: December 04, 2014, 01:22:04 pm »
Testing their mettle.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #977 on: December 04, 2014, 01:23:58 pm »
Dissection of a coerced volunteer for Science.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #978 on: December 04, 2014, 01:28:44 pm »
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Leapfrogging.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #979 on: December 04, 2014, 01:33:51 pm »
I hate to interrupt the flow, but is there a type of crime called leapfrogging? I'm not sure what it is and google isn't particularly helping.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #980 on: December 04, 2014, 01:35:24 pm »
Being reaaallly forgetful.

Forgetting to post a crime to make sound innocent.

I mean uh, finding inspiration in nature.

Interrupting the flow.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #981 on: December 04, 2014, 01:39:37 pm »
Quote from: timferius on December 04, 2014, 01:33:51 pm
I hate to interrupt the flow, but is there a type of crime called leapfrogging? I'm not sure what it is and google isn't particularly helping.
(It's a game where people take turns jumping over each other, but on forums it means when every other post is the same person. It's sometimes considered rude.)

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #982 on: December 04, 2014, 01:42:09 pm »
(Ah, that makes sense, knew aobut the game haha)

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #983 on: December 04, 2014, 02:15:23 pm »
Being a policeman in a police chase.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #984 on: December 04, 2014, 03:29:46 pm »
Exploring alternatives to beef industry.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #985 on: December 04, 2014, 05:18:45 pm »
Using modernist literary techniques

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #986 on: December 04, 2014, 05:29:10 pm »
Alabama farming

Survival of the fittest farming where the losers become fertilizer for crops which means it's for a greater good
Ya that


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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #987 on: December 04, 2014, 05:47:54 pm »
Creative Fabrication of a reply to a question.

Beating people to death with a bundle of money.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #988 on: December 06, 2014, 02:03:28 am »
Being generous to ungrateful recipients.

Being an ungrateful recipient.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #989 on: December 06, 2014, 02:26:11 am »
Exhibiting high ascetic virtues.

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