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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28480 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #525 on: July 16, 2014, 04:13:48 pm »

They were an organ donor

Forcing lightbulbs down someone's throat
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #526 on: July 16, 2014, 04:39:51 pm »

Supporting eco friendly light sources.

Monopolising the worlds water supply and charging £100 per drop.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #527 on: July 16, 2014, 04:51:01 pm »

Capitalism

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #528 on: July 16, 2014, 06:02:26 pm »

Protection of our children's future

Leaving the toilet blocked in a public place after use
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #529 on: July 16, 2014, 06:21:38 pm »

Indicating sewage problems

Screaming "IT IS INEVITABLE" at everybody in existence
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #530 on: July 16, 2014, 06:30:07 pm »

The fact that it is indeed inevitable.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #531 on: July 16, 2014, 06:33:37 pm »

Protection of your floral property

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #532 on: July 16, 2014, 06:43:31 pm »

Eccentricity

Forcefully picking someone else's nose and making them eat it.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #533 on: July 16, 2014, 06:48:52 pm »

Charitable hygiene support and nutrient recycling management.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #534 on: July 16, 2014, 07:13:54 pm »

well, you cannot continue to do this without any money to keep doing that.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #535 on: July 16, 2014, 07:22:40 pm »

Retro gaming with attitude!

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #536 on: July 16, 2014, 07:24:23 pm »

Toughening up the young members of society.

Shanking a hobo with a rusty knife, then stealing everything he owns.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #537 on: July 16, 2014, 07:26:51 pm »

Obamacare in action.

Enacting a healthcare system that allows the rich to buy the poor to use for spare parts.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #538 on: July 16, 2014, 07:33:36 pm »

That... could never be innocent. Ever.

Making a statement that could never be retconned into innocence.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #539 on: July 16, 2014, 07:40:12 pm »

Impossible

That... could never be innocent. Ever.
Becoming a spare parts salesman

Gratuitous dishonesty
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