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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28396 times)

TheOnlySolitaire

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Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: June 03, 2014, 05:42:04 am »
Okay so this little game is simple. You take a crime, then reword it so it sounds innocent, or business-like.

For example, Theft could become 'Resource procurement'.
Kidnapping could become 'Personnel relocation'.

If you can think of another alternative to someone else's suggestion
go for it.




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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2014, 05:47:53 am »
Okay I'll try to get the ball rolling...

Creative account management - tax evasion, money laundering, and embezzling.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2014, 05:53:44 am »
Localized demographic adjustment - mass murder.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2014, 05:58:52 am »
Redistribution of non-present present funds - Ponzi schemes
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2014, 05:59:51 am »
Hunger crisis aversion.
Soylent green is people.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2014, 06:01:34 am »
Isn't it customary in these kinds of games to post something for the next poster to "fix", then they give their answer and supply something for the next person?


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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2014, 06:04:07 am »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 05:59:51 am
Hunger crisis aversion.
Soylent green is people.
Whats that? Mass-Murder/genocide?

Quote from: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 06:01:34 am
Isn't it customary in these kinds of games to post something for the next poster to "fix", then they give their answer and supply something for the next person?

Okay, I'm new to forum games, I don't get the customs etc.
Why don't you give me an example and I'll follow on from that.

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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2014, 06:06:14 am »
Basically, an example here would be:

"Wanton torture of civilians during peacetime."

And then the next poster would give it a suitable name, and follow up with a new crime to sugarcoat.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2014, 06:22:00 am »
Okay then, I think I get that.


In that case, I'll give this a go - and damn that was a hard one:

Wanton torture of civilians during peacetime

"Unrestricted collateral pain incentivised inquiries"
(Or maybe just 'the Inquisition...?)


and my suggestion for the next poster:

Armed robbery
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2014, 06:32:08 am »
Prepared fund acquisition


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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 07:04:48 am »
Recycling

Vehicular manslaughter
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 07:06:34 am »
Hazard Avoidance Testing/Training.

Necrophilia.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2014, 07:09:09 am »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:06:34 am
Necrophilia.

Entertainment of the elderly.

Premeditated murder of a minor.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2014, 07:10:16 am »
Overzealous discipline.
(That's not great, but you just murdered a kid.)

Genocide.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2014, 07:10:34 am »
(Just posted to keep a watch on this. Anyone go ahead from the things above.)
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