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Gnorm

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #990 on: December 06, 2014, 03:51:40 am »

Recycling.

The Holocaust.
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Empiricist

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #991 on: December 06, 2014, 03:57:37 am »

Population control.

Locked-room murder.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #992 on: December 06, 2014, 12:26:20 pm »

Closed-door negotiations.

Stalking people in the night and stabbing them with a hunting knife.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #993 on: December 06, 2014, 01:00:17 pm »

Hunting the most dangerous game of them all.

Destroying good books.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #994 on: December 06, 2014, 01:04:15 pm »

Fighting against the great enemy that is reason itself.

Spilling the milk.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #995 on: December 06, 2014, 01:07:43 pm »

Fertilizing the table with animal growing liquid


Stabbing the mailman 47 times in the chest then eating his hands
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #996 on: December 06, 2014, 01:47:43 pm »

Being a Llama.


Destroying ☼Painting☼s.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #997 on: December 06, 2014, 02:19:27 pm »

Redecoration.

Graverobbing.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #998 on: December 06, 2014, 02:33:38 pm »

Giving wealth to the needy, taking from those that don't want it.

Building a Death Star.
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IcyTea31

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #999 on: December 06, 2014, 03:12:50 pm »

Properly using allotted military funds.

Pressing a button labelled "DO NOT PRESS" and then ignoring the warning of "DO NOT PRESS AGAIN," inciting the message of "PLEASE DO NOT PRESS AGAIN."
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1000 on: December 06, 2014, 03:17:19 pm »

Being deaf and blind.

Being a serial killer.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1001 on: December 06, 2014, 07:03:23 pm »

Localized population control



Being a cereal killer
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Arcvasti

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1002 on: December 06, 2014, 10:01:05 pm »

Lame Punnery/Vigorous Breakfast Participation

Yodeling.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1003 on: December 06, 2014, 10:48:52 pm »

Being a very vocal bard

Starting an ice age
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1004 on: December 06, 2014, 11:03:00 pm »

Reversing global warming.

Omnicide.
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