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Helgoland

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #960 on: December 03, 2014, 06:21:34 am »
Giving the signal to start a killing spree. Wait, that's not innocent!

Starting a killing spree
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #961 on: December 03, 2014, 07:26:03 am »
Giving your friends a turn to have some fun.

Carving a profanity into the face of the Moon with a high-powered laser.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #962 on: December 03, 2014, 07:29:06 am »
Comical Terraforming


Conning people out of their money and putting them in a laundering ring.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #963 on: December 03, 2014, 08:22:39 am »
A lopsided, spherical pyrimid scheme


Stealing a cop car and acting like a cop and abusing your new power to scare people
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #964 on: December 03, 2014, 08:33:18 am »
Talented street performance.

Bombing your ex's car.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #965 on: December 03, 2014, 08:48:36 am »
Deconstructionist Catharsis based Relationship Therapy

 Grand Maple Syrup Larceny
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #966 on: December 03, 2014, 09:31:06 am »
It was hard enough paying for the bisquick out of pocket, this is a forced donation. Firefighters really like pancakes guys




Stealing all the bisquick and maple syrup to make pancakes for the worlds firefighters
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #967 on: December 03, 2014, 09:43:29 am »
The overambitious Shrove Tuesday Breakfast Benefit for All First Responders

Stealing said pancakes to trap all politicians in Parliament.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #968 on: December 03, 2014, 11:50:59 am »
Doing everyone a favor.

Thinking that 2 + 2 = 4.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #969 on: December 03, 2014, 12:40:09 pm »
Doing math

Kidnapping reporters
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #970 on: December 03, 2014, 01:05:54 pm »
being interested in the current news

blowing up an orphanage for the blind
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #971 on: December 03, 2014, 02:29:51 pm »
Curing blindness.

Using intestines of (still) living people to summon horrors from another dimension.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #972 on: December 03, 2014, 02:36:18 pm »
Local Resident Assistance in Foreign Worker Placement Program

Selling stolen weapons to combating third world countries.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #973 on: December 03, 2014, 02:50:22 pm »
Assisting people in their efforts for freedom, and helping others keep law, order and peace, with tools liberated from those who would only let them gather dust "just in case" they were ever required. Well, some people need them right now!

Funding the construction of churches, orphanages, hospitals, and other public service buildings, only to commit arson on them once they are built and in use.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #974 on: December 03, 2014, 02:56:24 pm »
3 Tier Job Creation Program, through the creation of construction projects, the opening new job possessions through aggressive early retirement negotiations, and by decreasing the active pool of unemployed and future unemployed peoples.


The theft of all stop signs in a city.
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