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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28409 times)

Shadestyle

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #915 on: October 20, 2014, 07:25:17 pm »

cooperative business license

using military grade asbestos on children.
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Stirk

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #916 on: October 20, 2014, 07:27:01 pm »

Testing potentially harmful chemicals.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #917 on: October 20, 2014, 07:37:58 pm »

Psychological experimentation.

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Tawa

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #918 on: October 20, 2014, 07:38:36 pm »

Second Amendment.

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the1337doofus

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #919 on: October 20, 2014, 07:39:44 pm »

Mandatory Chemical tolerance testing.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #920 on: October 20, 2014, 07:41:20 pm »

Getting help from peers writing an essay.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #921 on: October 20, 2014, 07:43:09 pm »

A warning of things to come

Procrastination
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #922 on: October 20, 2014, 07:45:37 pm »

Lazyness incarnate


Slapping random people in public then having your friend steal their stuff while they are confused
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Stirk

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #923 on: October 20, 2014, 07:52:01 pm »

Teamwork.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #924 on: October 20, 2014, 07:55:32 pm »

Telling the truth.

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Stirk

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #925 on: October 20, 2014, 08:00:24 pm »

Bringing peace through superior cooking powder.

*Looks at avatar and answer*  8) *takes off glasses*  :o Mother of god...

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #926 on: October 20, 2014, 08:04:40 pm »

Hunting for sport.

Hunting down Stirk.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #927 on: October 20, 2014, 08:19:57 pm »

Bringing Liberal sanity to his Conservative mind, the only way possible.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #928 on: October 20, 2014, 09:11:08 pm »

Effort multiplication.

Ripping out a man's still-beating heart and eating it in front of his terrified comrades.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #929 on: October 20, 2014, 09:12:13 pm »

Being a Tigerkin

Being a Social Justice Warrior
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