Topic: Make a crime sound innocent. (Read 28425 times)

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #810 on:** September 13, 2014, 05:25:14 pm »

Possibly saving lives

Chopping people's legs off because you don't like being short.

jetex1911 · « **Reply #811 on:** September 13, 2014, 06:28:46 pm »

They were holding them back anyhow

Kidnapping the president to your secret evil lair

Squeegy · « **Reply #812 on:** September 13, 2014, 06:36:02 pm »

Relocating the president to a safe place before an impending disaster.

Taking iPhones out of people's hands and snapping them in half.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #813 on:** September 13, 2014, 06:57:49 pm »

Promoting old values.

Fighting a war for 116 years and saying it was 100 years long.

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #814 on:** September 13, 2014, 07:01:55 pm »

Discounting the temporary periods of relative peace

Being on break for two months straight

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #815 on:** September 13, 2014, 07:05:12 pm »

Summer holidays discounting the month of sick leave.

blazing glory · « **Reply #816 on:** September 13, 2014, 07:35:05 pm »

Not posting a crime to discourage crime rate.

Ninja kicking birds.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #817 on:** September 13, 2014, 07:37:03 pm »

Trying to prevent bird swarms.

Typographical errors causing the wrong places to be attacked.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #818 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:15:10 pm »

Spell check unchecked

Walking around public nude wielding machetes looking for someone that you hate to kill (saw this on some tv show)

MaximumZero · « **Reply #819 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:25:20 pm »

Making a tv show about the effects of bath salts.

Closing your freaking pizza shop before midnight and denying MZ pizza. >:C

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #820 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:26:59 pm »

Being tired and thinking that nobody would want pizza late Saturday night.

Forgetting important things often.

lemon10 · « **Reply #821 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:33:35 pm »

Living in the moment.

Becoming the malevolent overlord of Antartica, and leading a penguin army to destroy humanity.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #822 on:** September 13, 2014, 11:05:32 pm »

Challenging sniper raptor Jesus's power

Decapitating journalists and posting the video on youtube

Squeegy · « **Reply #823 on:** September 13, 2014, 11:09:19 pm »

Social media outreach.

Stirring up outrage to justify yet more military involvement in a foreign land.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #824 on:** September 13, 2014, 11:32:08 pm »

Declaring that you want to be an independent country

Glassing all of the Middle East with heavy nuclear missle barages

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