Topic: Make a crime sound innocent. (Read 27960 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #750 on:** September 08, 2014, 06:41:33 pm »

Old humor

Crashing a car into a restaurant while drunk

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #751 on:** September 08, 2014, 06:44:23 pm »

You was sleep in the trunk of the back of the car to sleep off the drunkness while your friend crash it.

Fighting

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #752 on:** September 08, 2014, 06:49:55 pm »

Settling a dispute

Killing only white erogant people

Stirk · « **Reply #753 on:** September 08, 2014, 07:53:08 pm »

Erogant isn't a word, so you are killing nobody and thus not committing a crime.

Purchasing large amounts of heavy weaponry.

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #754 on:** September 08, 2014, 07:58:17 pm »

'Murica.

Throwing a party on 9/11

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #755 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:18:21 pm »

ignorance of such an event happening

Ignorance

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #756 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:31:16 pm »

A spelling correction

Punching babies

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #757 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:37:03 pm »

A punchline to a bad joke

Killing Toady One

Tawa · « **Reply #758 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:41:26 pm »

You damned monster. That cannot be innocent in any way.

Pirating everything.

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #759 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:42:18 pm »

Capitalism

Being a liberal in the South

Aslandus · « **Reply #760 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:32:44 pm »

Increasing political diversity

tearing the tag off a matress

Kilojoule Proton · « **Reply #761 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:34:17 pm »

Product beautification.

Setting someone on fire.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #762 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:49:25 pm »

Keeping them warm

Door checking people on the side walk

Kilojoule Proton · « **Reply #763 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:51:41 pm »

Traffic safety public service announcement.

Stealing someone's pens and pencils.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #764 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:54:03 pm »

Commandeering of school supplies to benefit education

High fiving annoying people in the face with a desk

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