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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #75 on: June 03, 2014, 05:28:54 pm »
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #76 on: June 03, 2014, 05:31:25 pm »
Protecting private land from robbery.

Destroying public property.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #77 on: June 03, 2014, 05:34:56 pm »
Aggressive reconstruction.

Intentional friendly fire during a war.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #78 on: June 03, 2014, 05:39:49 pm »
A tragic accident.

Hiring a hitman.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2014, 05:40:31 pm »
Creating jobs.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2014, 05:42:32 pm »
Drawing attention to the plight of endangered species.

Drowning cats.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #81 on: June 03, 2014, 05:44:41 pm »
Implementing active solutions to the local feral animal problem

Fixing bets
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #82 on: June 03, 2014, 05:52:03 pm »
Making the odds more sympathetic to the team.

Larson.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #83 on: June 03, 2014, 05:59:09 pm »
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I'm not certain that's criminal...

Larceny, if that's what was meant, is the just redistribution of wealth.

Possession of an absurdly large number of stolen military grade weaponry and combat vehicles.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #84 on: June 03, 2014, 06:00:55 pm »
Preparation for eventual seizure of belongings by military during an emergency.

Terrorism.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2014, 06:17:02 pm »
Freedom fighting.

Genocide.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2014, 06:31:00 pm »
Teaching better Ethnics.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2014, 06:49:22 pm »
Atomic Population Control.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #88 on: June 03, 2014, 06:59:08 pm »
Improving the nutrition of endangered species

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #89 on: June 03, 2014, 07:08:13 pm »
Being an underrepresented minority

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