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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27964 times)

BadLemonsXI

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #720 on: August 25, 2014, 07:23:57 pm »

Foundation for obsidian flooring.

Showing kindergarteners Holocaust footage.
And telling them it was the right thing to do.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #721 on: August 25, 2014, 08:07:39 pm »

Correcting misconceptions.

Setting fire to a bank.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #722 on: August 25, 2014, 08:34:21 pm »

Building Renovation Expedition

Replacing a historic document with a forgery where all of the words used in the previous work are now arranged alphabetically.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #723 on: August 25, 2014, 09:09:53 pm »

Organization.

Throwing a huge party and not inviting any of your friends.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #724 on: August 26, 2014, 04:23:15 am »

Meeting new people.

Repeatedly hitting someone with a spoon.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #725 on: August 26, 2014, 04:24:21 am »

Quality control.

Repeatedly stabbing someone with a paper spork.
Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #726 on: August 30, 2014, 05:01:35 am »

An harmless prank

Flushing toilets when someone is having an long shower
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #727 on: August 30, 2014, 06:45:11 am »

Reallocation of water resources.

Stealing candy from a baby.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #728 on: August 30, 2014, 06:49:00 am »

The baby had too much sugar for today

Eating in an lab
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #729 on: August 30, 2014, 07:25:57 am »

Lunch break.

Punching someone with the cure for cancer.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #730 on: August 30, 2014, 07:28:52 am »

Percussive therapy.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #731 on: August 30, 2014, 07:32:09 am »

Preventing the villains from stopping the hero from stopping evil plans

Smoking on an aeroplane
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BadLemonsXI

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #732 on: August 31, 2014, 08:20:02 pm »

Testing to see if the air filtration is on

Pushing over a shelf in a shop.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #733 on: August 31, 2014, 08:21:59 pm »

Expression of disapproval.

Convincing children to eat each other.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #734 on: August 31, 2014, 08:55:03 pm »

Providing education on alternative lifestyles at an early age.

Throwing snails at someone's house.
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