Topic: Make a crime sound innocent. (Read 28450 times)

Malt_Hitman · « **Reply #690 on:** August 22, 2014, 11:45:35 am »

Freedom of Commerce

Bribing police to beat/arrest/steal stuff from competing local businesses.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #691 on:** August 22, 2014, 11:48:15 am »

Aggressive competitive strategy.

Glorious revolution.

TD1 · « **Reply #692 on:** August 22, 2014, 11:50:58 am »

Getting rid of the scourge of communism.

Eating human flesh.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #693 on:** August 22, 2014, 11:53:48 am »

A creative lifestyle choice.

Running a bank.

~Neri · « **Reply #694 on:** August 22, 2014, 12:55:04 pm »

Donations to a charity of One.

Applying a pickaxe to someone's kneecaps using a high level of force and the pointy end~

MaximumZero · « **Reply #695 on:** August 22, 2014, 01:54:04 pm »

Gathering resources.

Pretending you're a fireman but carrying a flamethrower instead of an extinguisher.

TamerVirus · « **Reply #696 on:** August 22, 2014, 01:55:26 pm »

Fahrenheit 451 cosplayer

Filling the White House with lava

TD1 · « **Reply #697 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:02:33 pm »

Getting rid of corrupt politicians.

Stealing the skeleton of a T-Rex from a Museum and rebuilding it in your back garden.

MaximumZero · « **Reply #698 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:04:02 pm »

Creative product placement.

Setting up an 'unfortunate accident' for a customer.

Helgoland · « **Reply #699 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:07:52 pm »

Viral marketing. For your competitor.

Peeing on passers-by from a balcony.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #700 on:** August 22, 2014, 04:43:04 pm »

Getting rid of annoying tourists.

The lethal application of a shotgun.

birdy51 · « **Reply #701 on:** August 22, 2014, 05:01:54 pm »

Giving someone their shot.

Spiking a shot glass with poison.

MaximumZero · « **Reply #702 on:** August 22, 2014, 05:28:00 pm »

Giving someone their shot.

Injection of straight nicotine at fatal LD50 levels.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #703 on:** August 22, 2014, 05:31:53 pm »

Showing the horrors of smoking.

Sowing someone's mouth shut.

birdy51 · « **Reply #704 on:** August 22, 2014, 05:40:52 pm »

Helping someone keep their voice down.

Digging up graves.

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