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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27994 times)

blazing glory

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #555 on: July 17, 2014, 04:14:13 am »
Telling people of this really funny joke...

Drowning babies.
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Lyeos

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #556 on: July 17, 2014, 04:16:08 am »
Population control.

Pointless genocide.
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richeygator

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #557 on: July 17, 2014, 04:28:56 am »
 unproductive Population suppression

Arsony
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #558 on: July 17, 2014, 05:40:37 am »
Providing heat and light for yourself.

Destroying all universes that exist.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #559 on: July 17, 2014, 05:42:26 am »
A hobby

Killing people via bamboo growing through them.
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blazing glory

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #560 on: July 17, 2014, 05:58:49 am »
Making room to make food for pandas.

Eating puppies.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #561 on: July 17, 2014, 06:01:12 am »
Cultural delicacy

Accidentally reversing over a cyclist, then driving forwards over them again to leave.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #562 on: July 17, 2014, 06:02:12 am »
Making room for kittens

Teaching them good sense. Cars come first!

Throwing people out of a plane without parachutes
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #563 on: July 17, 2014, 06:02:55 am »
Getting rid of dead weight.

Dwarven Child Care.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #564 on: July 17, 2014, 06:09:31 am »
The butcher's shop.

Blitzing BlitzDungeoner via blitzkrieg
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #565 on: July 17, 2014, 07:17:35 am »
defeating evil

bullying people for not owning Sega's 16 bit console
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #566 on: July 17, 2014, 07:20:06 am »
Making people understand you.

Bashing Lyeos to death with an N64.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #567 on: July 17, 2014, 07:25:08 am »
as revenge for beating you up earlier

choosing to buy the game boy over the game gear
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #568 on: July 17, 2014, 07:27:15 am »
Taking preventative measures

Seducing government officials in less-than private locations

((ninja'd, but it still makes sense here  :P))
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #569 on: July 17, 2014, 07:31:02 am »
Exposing the fact that officials are not as good as they think they are.

causing the next poster to step on to an polymorph trap and completely destroy any clothes they happen to be wearing.
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