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Lyeos

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #510 on: July 16, 2014, 12:00:11 pm »
Being a politician.  :P

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #511 on: July 16, 2014, 01:27:27 pm »
Ensuring the safety of future generations.

Disliking things other people like.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #512 on: July 16, 2014, 01:48:26 pm »
Originality. I never knew it was a crime :D

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #513 on: July 16, 2014, 01:51:37 pm »
Calculus, trigonometry, advanced spacial physics, etc.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #514 on: July 16, 2014, 01:58:59 pm »
Advancement of the language structure

Butchering and selling people as meat out of the back of an ambulance

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #515 on: July 16, 2014, 02:05:00 pm »
Healthcare cost reduction

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #516 on: July 16, 2014, 02:11:54 pm »
Strolling on another's land.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #517 on: July 16, 2014, 03:01:45 pm »
Reconfiguring the mail system

Assassinating U.N. members
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #518 on: July 16, 2014, 03:14:32 pm »
Improving international cooperation

Improving international cooperation
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #519 on: July 16, 2014, 03:30:09 pm »
Assassinating U.N. members.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #520 on: July 16, 2014, 03:31:10 pm »
Checking for poison.

Not making bad puns.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #521 on: July 16, 2014, 03:34:39 pm »
This is inexcusable.

Making good puns.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #522 on: July 16, 2014, 03:35:16 pm »
Not asking for punishment.

Castrating a rapist.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #523 on: July 16, 2014, 03:44:30 pm »
They were a rapist.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #524 on: July 16, 2014, 03:49:29 pm »
Neutering and Spaying

Killing someone and making amulets from their bones.
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