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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27995 times)

Elfeater

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #495 on: July 15, 2014, 01:21:34 pm »

Furthering the cause of democracy.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #496 on: July 15, 2014, 01:27:48 pm »

Stocking emergency livestock for the impending apocalypses.
Stabbing thirteen world leaders.

TalonisWolf

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #497 on: July 15, 2014, 01:31:14 pm »

  Eliminating corruption.

  Using mind control to make everyone your slaves.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #498 on: July 15, 2014, 01:41:46 pm »

Promoting World Peace

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #499 on: July 15, 2014, 01:42:58 pm »

Enabling Lyeoses everywhere.

Stopping a burglar.

Not letting me destroy the world.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #500 on: July 15, 2014, 02:46:35 pm »

Maintaining the target market.

Allowing Lyeos to destroy the world.

Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #501 on: July 15, 2014, 02:52:17 pm »

Catering to minorities.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #502 on: July 15, 2014, 03:01:46 pm »

Paving the way for new sources of energy to enter the market.

Killing a man in front of his children.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #503 on: July 15, 2014, 03:37:51 pm »

Enabling Lyeos's Child Repurposing System.

Stripping the world of all it's resources.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #504 on: July 15, 2014, 05:04:38 pm »

  Being Merciful.

  Quote Pyramids.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #505 on: July 15, 2014, 05:23:19 pm »

Memetic behaviour

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #506 on: July 16, 2014, 07:31:36 am »

Allowing people to sleep.

Being a literal genie.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #507 on: July 16, 2014, 11:02:24 am »

Granting wishes accurately.

Murder, arson, and jaywalking.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #508 on: July 16, 2014, 11:18:00 am »

Aggressive removal of the competition and crossing the road.

Engineering WW IV

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #509 on: July 16, 2014, 11:58:37 am »

Population Control 

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Being part of an evil organization.
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