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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #480 on: July 15, 2014, 01:42:48 am »

Playing Civilization.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #481 on: July 15, 2014, 01:46:16 am »

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #482 on: July 15, 2014, 01:55:52 am »

that no one uses

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #483 on: July 15, 2014, 02:00:35 am »

It's IamanElfCollaborator.
Not murdering bad GM's.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #484 on: July 15, 2014, 02:01:36 am »

Letting IamanElfCollaborator live. (Oooooooooooh!)  :P

Stealing all the water.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #485 on: July 15, 2014, 02:05:33 am »

Living in an ocean.

Stealing all the sand from the beach.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #486 on: July 15, 2014, 02:11:15 am »

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #487 on: July 15, 2014, 04:26:38 am »

Being unique.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #488 on: July 15, 2014, 04:43:57 am »

Doglet relocation

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #489 on: July 15, 2014, 06:37:21 am »

Creative entrepreneurship

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #490 on: July 15, 2014, 07:13:41 am »

Ridding the world of dangerous objects.

Killing random people for no discernable reason.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #491 on: July 15, 2014, 07:17:12 am »

Human waste disposal

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #492 on: July 15, 2014, 12:39:18 pm »

Propaganda of the deed

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #493 on: July 15, 2014, 12:44:06 pm »

OCD Management

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #494 on: July 15, 2014, 01:20:33 pm »

Fulfilling your job as Fort Hammerer.

Killing all world leaders.
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