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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28460 times)

Varee

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #435 on: July 09, 2014, 12:32:49 am »

free fertilizer
causing nuclear meltdown
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #436 on: July 09, 2014, 01:22:51 am »

Free energy!

Saying stupid crap just to troll the comments section of a web article.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #437 on: July 09, 2014, 02:56:19 am »

Freedom :P of  :) Speech  :D

Overusing  ??? emoticons  :-\
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #438 on: July 09, 2014, 06:30:11 am »

feeling shy.

murdering kittens to relieve any sort of pain like extremely bad headaches
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #439 on: July 11, 2014, 05:51:11 am »

Alternate pain medication

Stealing a sheep

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #440 on: July 11, 2014, 07:34:35 am »

Waltzing Matilda

Murdering an entire town.
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Varee

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #441 on: July 11, 2014, 08:02:16 am »

stop plague from spreading


fart in an elevator
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #442 on: July 11, 2014, 09:45:40 am »

Insurance that you'll be alone.

If they haven't built new showers at the campground...
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Scotsmen

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #443 on: July 11, 2014, 10:09:30 am »

Encouragement to use the waterfall! In plain view of everyone!

Wearing shoes with no socks.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #444 on: July 13, 2014, 06:22:42 am »

(not really a crime is it? Imagine a villain, ''I wear shoes but no socks'', I am so evil mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
Wardrobe management

Lynching the cabinet

Scotsmen

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #445 on: July 13, 2014, 05:00:51 pm »

((And mine wasn't a crime?))
Rearranging furniture.

Lynching the President.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #446 on: July 13, 2014, 05:01:46 pm »

Disbanding an obnoxious fanclub

Lynching every European person in the world.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #447 on: July 13, 2014, 05:04:41 pm »

Conservation of food supplies.

Jaywalking.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #448 on: July 13, 2014, 05:07:12 pm »

Jaywalking.

Systematically killing off your extended family, depending on their wills, so that eventually the entire inheritance comes to you.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #449 on: July 13, 2014, 07:27:17 pm »

Management of family accounts.

Lynching Scotsman for mocking the furniture. :D

(Furniture has more class than the cabinet and you know it)
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