Topic: Make a crime sound innocent. (Read 28451 times)

darkpaladin109 · « **Reply #390 on:** July 03, 2014, 08:15:09 am »

Testing the limits of stupidity.

Breaking into the captain's office and kidnapping Renault.

Varee · « **Reply #391 on:** July 03, 2014, 08:18:17 am »

Renault is dying of heart attack
Bombing a school full of kids

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #392 on:** July 03, 2014, 08:22:13 am »

An recuse.

Being part of Bowser's army and being an Goomba

Tawa · « **Reply #393 on:** July 03, 2014, 11:28:14 am »

Playing video games.

Joining the Grammar Nazis. Heil capitalization!

Comrade P. · « **Reply #394 on:** July 03, 2014, 01:29:22 pm »

Preserving your language from corruption.

Joining NSDAP.

Malt_Hitman · « **Reply #395 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:51:54 am »

Being more socially involved.

Selling dangerous fireworks to small children.

Comrade P. · « **Reply #396 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:54:51 am »

Capitalism

War crimes

Baffler · « **Reply #397 on:** July 04, 2014, 11:08:41 am »

Strategic removal of hostile assets.

Racketeering.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #398 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:47:27 pm »

Waking up people who sleep too much.

Being part of Bowser's army and being an Goomba in REAL LIFE

Humaan · « **Reply #399 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:13:01 pm »

Employment by a Foreign Company, wearing proper attire for the profession

Failure to report illegal income.

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #400 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:22:58 pm »

Forgetfulness

Forgetfulness

WillowLuman · « **Reply #401 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:24:25 pm »

~~Being an American hero.~~
Becoming detached from the mundane world.

Shipping.

Tawa · « **Reply #402 on:** July 04, 2014, 11:28:49 pm »

((Ambiguous there, bro))
1. Encouraging creative interpretation
2. That isn't a crime

Ambiguously posting things.

Lyeos · « **Reply #403 on:** July 04, 2014, 11:30:26 pm »

Already isn't a crime, no effort needed.

Sacrificing an entire orphanage to get bagels.

Arcvasti · « **Reply #404 on:** July 04, 2014, 11:31:58 pm »

Alternative Food Payment Method and Foster Child Trimming

Not releasing the next book/game/update/whatever in a series for more then a year.

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