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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28284 times)

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #225 on: June 04, 2014, 03:41:59 pm »

Having a death wish.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #226 on: June 04, 2014, 03:43:06 pm »

Practicing your freedom by walking across a street.

Jury tampering.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #227 on: June 04, 2014, 03:46:40 pm »

Getting the best people for the job.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #228 on: June 04, 2014, 03:48:13 pm »

Playboy.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #229 on: June 04, 2014, 03:57:46 pm »

Capitalism

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #230 on: June 04, 2014, 03:58:39 pm »

Science project.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #231 on: June 04, 2014, 04:00:25 pm »

'MERICAAA!!!

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #232 on: June 04, 2014, 04:01:55 pm »

Declaring yourself insane.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #233 on: June 04, 2014, 04:03:58 pm »

Promoting natural selection.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #234 on: June 04, 2014, 04:05:38 pm »

An expression of freedom

Being a politician
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #235 on: June 04, 2014, 04:06:17 pm »

Lying

Human trafficking

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #236 on: June 04, 2014, 04:30:17 pm »

Free mandatory directionless taxi services.

Littering.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #237 on: June 04, 2014, 05:00:12 pm »

Reuniting paper with it's family.

Burning down a hospital.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #238 on: June 04, 2014, 05:01:27 pm »

Free cremation

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #239 on: June 04, 2014, 05:02:47 pm »

Making a stand against racist ideals.

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