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[hector13]

Scotland's National Football team. Why do you do this?

[Yoink]

It turns out spiced rum just tastes more-or-less the same as scotch.
And I'd heard so many good things about it...

[Bohandas]

Just realized that selfie mode on my phone's camera doesn't work right. It seems to record mirror images for some reason.

[Orange Wizard]

Just realized that selfie mode on my phone's camera doesn't work right. It seems to record mirror images for some reason.

... of course it does? It's a camera. Of course it mirrors things.

[hector13]

It took you 11 days to come up with that?

[Bohandas]

Just realized that selfie mode on my phone's camera doesn't work right. It seems to record mirror images for some reason.

... of course it does? It's a camera. Of course it mirrors things.

The photos wih the regular camera are always the right way around

[Graknorke]

Steam, why can you never seem to handle releases properly and always, always ALWAYS delay them for no apparent reason?

[Bumber]

Bond fails to deliver a quip in Spectre when he causes a bad guy to be flung out of a train.

"Looks like this was his stop.", etc.

[BFEL]

Thought Fallout 4 might be released for us pre-orderers a day early, but it wasn't.

[Greiger]

I needed a new PC gamepad.  Since it just happened to be advertised at about the same time my old one was taking a dive, I got a steam controller.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but how does a company like steam make a gaming gamepad, claim it works outside of steam as well like a normal controller would and then make that gamepad apparently only control mouse movement and emulate a few preset keyboard buttons and call that a 'normal controller'? 

It works great in steam games sure, outside of having to configure the thing in that bloated made for tvs not PCs mess called big picture mode.  But everything else either fails to even see it, (Phantasy Star Online 2) or has what one would assume should be movement controls hard mapped to moving the mouse about the screen uselessly (emulators). 

A help forum claims that if I just set it as a not steam game in steam and always run it from there, it works fine but 1) I don't want to have steam running all the time, and 2) Phantasy Star Online 2 crashes to desktop and sometimes bluescreens from what I gather is a Gameguard error every time it runs from steam.

Steam, I am disappoint.

[strawberry-wine]

Out of soymilk and can't make chocolate milk. Settled for chocolate mint tea but it's not the same.

[Morrigi]

Running low on beer, but having trouble with my car's battery. This is a serious problem.

[Yoink]

Productivity was down 50% today- I only made one stuffed toy elephant instead of two.
Doubtless had something to do with getting barely any sleep last night.

Edit: I did read 152 pages of my book during the workday, too. That might have also contributed.

[sprinkled chariot]

Productivity was down 50% today- I only made one stuffed toy elephant instead of two.
Doubtless had something to do with getting barely any sleep last night.

Edit: I did read 152 pages of my book during the workday, too. That might have also contributed.

How many elefants you are supposed to make?

[Yoink]

Productivity was down 50% today- I only made one stuffed toy elephant instead of two.
Doubtless had something to do with getting barely any sleep last night.

Edit: I did read 152 pages of my book during the workday, too. That might have also contributed.

How many elefants you are supposed to make?

Oh, I don't have a quota or anything- this isn't exactly a proper job.
It's just that the day before I managed to make two.


New Disappointment: Vodka and Ribena doesn't taste as nice as I'd hoped.
At least that's probably because I put a lot of vodka in there.