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[Lyeos]

Hmm. Dammit.
On an unrelated note, yay for going shopping!

Wait, what happened?
And, hooray?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

No 100% success rate cause combat.

[Lyeos]

No 100% success rate cause combat.

We don't even have the combat system, at most she's just gonna fire near his feet to scare him.
Although eating his soul is still on the table. And likely, if push comes to shove.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Eating my soul? I have teleportation.
Actually, Prophet, how do you intend to make our characters stick together? My character is likely to teleport to god knows where, and Lyeos's charrie seems increasingly likely to eat my soul. Doesn't help Lytle is a jerkass, so the rest of the party might decide to;
A) Ditch him
or
B) Kill him in his sleep.

[Lyeos]

Eating my soul? I have teleportation.

A combination of assuming your character needs sleep and euphoria-inducing venom. Why paralyze when you can make them thoroughly enjoy having their soul removed?

He does raise a good question though, Prophet. Although option C.), beating the crap out of him, still remains on the table.

Mostly though, if Kyle tells her not to, she won't.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Yes. He needs sleep. That doesn't mean he can't teleport somewhere reasonably safe before sleeping each night, then doing so to get back to the party.

[Lyeos]

Yes. He needs sleep. That doesn't mean he can't teleport somewhere reasonably safe before sleeping each night, then doing so to get back to the party.

He could, though they could totally use this as a way to abandon him. Or...
"Hey, guys. There's gonna be this guy teleporting into that clearing at some point this morning - think you could use those bows to turn him into a pincushion when he gets there? We can pay you."

Waste of mana, too. 

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...dammit, Lyeos, stop taking away my escape routes! Though, if push comes to shove, teleporting as far away as possible sounds like a great idea. I hear (insert town name here) is really warm this time of the year.

[Lyeos]

Urge to murder Lytle rising...  At least Ammilek doesn't know what she does is wrong, and is too stupid to understand.
On a side note, I'm deeply disturbed that Prophet's character didn't react to being tackled and then sat on.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Yep. But someone had to fulfil the Obligatory Jerkass/Snarker role, and no one else seems to have done so. Admittedly, Lytle's less of a Snarker and more of a Jerkass.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos, remember... you asked for this.

INTERACTION

[Lyeos]

Lyeos, remember... you asked for this.

INTERACTION

Needs more cowbell.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...I don't get it.

[Lyeos]

I told him to interact with us or else, so he decided to be a bum about it.
Post your sheet or I will remove the skin from your eldest child's body and nail it to a wall.
That is all. 

[CaptainMcClellan]

I told him to interact with us or else, so he decided to be a bum about it.
Post your sheet or I will remove the skin from your eldest child's body and nail it to a wall.
That is all. 

That would require my girlfriend agreeing to have children, and if ever she did, she would puree you with her bare hands if you so much as spat on our child. And that's not to mention what I'd do. How do you fancy having your eyes popped out of your skull and then hung upside down from a meat hook by your calves?

( In all seriousness, I just have to upload the accompanying photos, I'm actually about to post my sheets right now. )