Not talking about the blood-pump. You know very well what I'm talking about.
At anyrate. Here's a prelim sheet:
Name: Sam Viera ( Stupid name is stupid. >.< )
Age: Can legally drink and download porn.
Height: With or without heels?
Gender: Male
Species: Viera.
Sexual preferences: Female Viera, but he has basically widened that net to any sentient female who will give consent and still has working sex organs. ( So far none. )
Biography: Raised by a very stern, restrictive mother in a matriarchal society, he has NO SELF CONFIDENCE WHATEVER. He makes up with this by metric S***-tons of false bravado and jackassery. However, he is doomed to fail at picking up women and is too proud to pay. ( Besides, prostitutes "don't count". ) He is desperate to mate but he downplays every possible positive quality that would actually attract a mate. ( His intellect, good looks, sincerity, loyalty, combat ability, etc. ) He comes off as a dumb jock on a good day, and a pathetic, sniveling mess on bad days. He has a complex involving his huge rabbit ears because, as a child, they provided a convenient handle for his mother to drag him by on his way to be punished for whatever stupid thing he was doing.
Having been sent to live with the males of Viera society when he was "no longer cute" ( technically the first time he tried to hump a female ) he has found the camp to be stupid and boring and longed for the days when he could actually go explore and do things. That day has at last come and he finds that once it actually comes down to it, he's scared and pathetic. ( Despite being fully competent in archery and having at least dabbling skills in healing magic. ) As with everything else, he refuses to look scared and bullied his travelling mate to the point where he dumped his obnoxious ass in the dead of night. Since then he has met a horned lizard with a similar quest of making a nuisance of himself at all the pubs and trying to get laid. ( Kj, that's you. )
They recently came across a scary ass something eating something else's soul. ( Ammilek. ) Kj's character (correctly) identified it as female and since then they've somehow formed a travelling party, defying all logic and reason completely.